Your Gaming "oh come the fuck on!" moments
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Far Cry 2. As much as I love it to death, it has plenty of these.
1. Having to put half a MAC-10 magazine into a guy to kill him.
2. Getting run over by a jeep.
3. Having to visit a safehouse just to ready up my Buddy. I mean, are you serious, Michele? I have to check up on you before you can save me from a mortal wound?
4. The guns jam SO FREAKING OFTEN unless you've got a new one.
5. Malaria. That is all.
1. Having to put half a MAC-10 magazine into a guy to kill him.
2. Getting run over by a jeep.
3. Having to visit a safehouse just to ready up my Buddy. I mean, are you serious, Michele? I have to check up on you before you can save me from a mortal wound?
4. The guns jam SO FREAKING OFTEN unless you've got a new one.
5. Malaria. That is all.
AI partners in L4D. End of Blood Harvest (i think, it was the one where ur holed up in an old farm house). The rescue arrives so I for it along with the computer controlled Zoe and Louis.
Francis, however, decides his time is better spent running to a point on the very other side of the house and fighting an endless horde, as opposed to running to fucking safety. I see his health dropping dangerously, so I leap out to his valiant rescue...at which point I get lashed by a Smoker. With nobody around to help me, I'm fucked. It is then that I see Francis legging it towards the vehicle, and in to safety, at which point the vehicle decided to leave...without me. With nobody deciding to come and save me from long-tongued zombie gangrape.
Francis, however, decides his time is better spent running to a point on the very other side of the house and fighting an endless horde, as opposed to running to fucking safety. I see his health dropping dangerously, so I leap out to his valiant rescue...at which point I get lashed by a Smoker. With nobody around to help me, I'm fucked. It is then that I see Francis legging it towards the vehicle, and in to safety, at which point the vehicle decided to leave...without me. With nobody deciding to come and save me from long-tongued zombie gangrape.
Black-Ops for me. I got an 11 Killstreak the match before so I was feeling liek I had a good streak going on. Start a match, starts up pretty well, a few people get some kill streak. then I die. The following deaths all occur within a second of my spawn and I have no reaction time, the level played was NUKETOWNdirt_empire said:
- Spawned right in front of enemy sentry gun, killed
- Spawned in the middle of the enemy's spawning ground, raped by three men, killed
- Spawned in my own territory (I shit you not) care package FALLS ON ME! Killed
- Spawned on top floor of a building in front of window and immediately sniped, killed
- Spawned right before RC-XD goes off, killed
- Killed by B-52 bomber (interesting, you cannot dodge the Rolling thunder in nuketown except in 2 locations due to glitch)
I was like... COME ON! Are you kidding me!
It kept going on too! Enemies behind me after I just checked, every corner I turned there was someone there... It was just... FAK!
Oh, imagine how disappointed I was, completing that whole campaign on Expert, only to get slapped off the APC ramp by a tank INSIDE THE APC just as the last person got in. Apparently it triggered the end, and I was left behind. No achievement for me. No reward. Because a tank was in the APC.brucelee13245 said:
OH COME THE FUCK ON
63 times against him with Dan, 67 with Guy.....1 with Sakura.lacktheknack said:
I actually performed an experiment and went through Arcade with Seth. Got to Seth and found that CPU Seth hits TWICE as hard as player Seth and can execute his teleport piledriver in situations where player Seth cant!
Totally and utterly cheap Capcom! Bad form!!!
Final Fantasy 12: A game that places treasure in front of you and will punish you greatly for taking it by denying you the best weapon in the game...without telling you it will happen...or giving you any kind of chance to fix the error... or in any way hinting certain treasures shouldn't be taken...or in anyway making those treasures stand out so you can figure this out on your own...oh, and you discover this when about 80% of the story is completed...good times -_-
Assassin's Creed, in both of them I have had many moments of "What the hell are you doing! FUCK!!" when Etzio or Altair decide that it is a good idea to:
jump off the wall, jump into the water, jump of the building and die, or generally do something they aren't supposed to do.
But the greatest moment was in II, I had just climbed a viewpoint (oh yeah, another viewpoint is a HUGE "come the fuck on!" moment, y'know the red tower?) and suddenly Etzio decided that the best way to jump off was in the complete opposite way of the haystack........
jump off the wall, jump into the water, jump of the building and die, or generally do something they aren't supposed to do.
But the greatest moment was in II, I had just climbed a viewpoint (oh yeah, another viewpoint is a HUGE "come the fuck on!" moment, y'know the red tower?) and suddenly Etzio decided that the best way to jump off was in the complete opposite way of the haystack........
Yo Ho Ho An' A Truck Full O'Rum is worse. You have to get that stupid truck that loses all its cargo if it runs over so much as an ant past pretty much all the UP, Allied and Chinese army without taking a so much as a bullet, because if you do the cargo flies 20 miles in the air. And you can't go around because the terrains mountainous and you lose the cargo. Needless to say, the pirate base got a few "presents" from Misha...gamerguy473 said:
this kind of crap is why I quit playing Civ games.Xanadu84 said:
Civ 4 = My tank unit gets beaten by a legion unit....
WTF? Does my nation make tanks out of cardboard?!
Honestly there needs to be a list for every unit "Stuff that can't hurt this thing"
You just need the right tools for the job, namely the anti-materiel rifle with AP rounds and the riot shotgun. If you get your guns skill to 100, sneak attack headshots are one hit kills, even on deathclaws. I cleared out the deathclaws near Sloan by putting on a stealth boy and staying on high ground. Not one point of damage. It was definitely a "Fuck yea" moment.Best of the 3 said:
Cazadors, on the other hand, have no armor, so the riot shotgun tears them up. Also, Rex with the legion brain upgrade makes a great tank (my game glitched and I can't get Lily). Just stop by the gun runners and spend a few (thousand) caps. You won't regret it.
Modern Warfare: when i get blasted to kingdom come by some noobtubing granading douch for the 10th time in a row
I feel your pain. My Modern Armour lost to a Warrior...at >99.99% odds. Many nukes were dropped on Montezuma, the prick.Ralen-Sharr said:
I have two that spring to mind, both online.
One is in Red Dead Redemption...now, I know what you're thinking, griefers. You're right, but bare with me. This was after the patch that added friendly free-roam, so I decided to go for the Hit the Trail trophy, since all previous attempts had been met with griefers and rage. So, I'm riding along the trail, past Fort Mercer when...my horse gets capped by Gatling gun fire. All I can hear is some 12 year olds laughing down their mics saying "kill him" and trying to gun me down to no avail. If I had my mic on at this point their ears would have imploded due to rage overload. The fact they decided to cockslap a mode designed to stop people like them made me want to travel through time and falcon punch their mothers.
Secondly, Bad Company 2 on the PS3 recently seems to have some match-making troubles, which is annoying in and of itself. It isn't helped that in any populated game, I seem to get killed Every. Fucking. Time I spawn on my squadmates, who always seem to survive. My recent X-Files binge made me think there was some kind of online conspiracy against me -_-
One is in Red Dead Redemption...now, I know what you're thinking, griefers. You're right, but bare with me. This was after the patch that added friendly free-roam, so I decided to go for the Hit the Trail trophy, since all previous attempts had been met with griefers and rage. So, I'm riding along the trail, past Fort Mercer when...my horse gets capped by Gatling gun fire. All I can hear is some 12 year olds laughing down their mics saying "kill him" and trying to gun me down to no avail. If I had my mic on at this point their ears would have imploded due to rage overload. The fact they decided to cockslap a mode designed to stop people like them made me want to travel through time and falcon punch their mothers.
Secondly, Bad Company 2 on the PS3 recently seems to have some match-making troubles, which is annoying in and of itself. It isn't helped that in any populated game, I seem to get killed Every. Fucking. Time I spawn on my squadmates, who always seem to survive. My recent X-Files binge made me think there was some kind of online conspiracy against me -_-
in star wars:tfu 2 near the end it keeps throwing those 2 types of sith at u (1 can only be killed with lightsaber, the other only with force), and then the final fight with vader where u fight him and a bunch of clones identical to the sith i said before...GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
GTA IV. Massively.
The bit I'm up to is too difficult, where you have to save Packie during the drug deal.
The bit I'm up to is too difficult, where you have to save Packie during the drug deal.