Your grave stone...

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"Here lies Christopher David Thomas Nicol. He was afraid of dying and never denied it, nor did he resist it"

Then skull carved just underneath because I think they're cool

 

[Zyphonee]

"Shut up, don't make me get up there!"

 

[[.redacted]]

"What are you looking at?"

And more likely: "Valar Morghullus".

 

[Mr Shrike]

Right at the bottom of the gravestone, so you have to bend over and stand really close...

You're standing on my balls!

Well, that or what Mr Milligan had.

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

Guess that deal with the devil didn't go so well.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

"Respawn in 3...2...1... Behind you"

 

[HT_Black]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing...

 

[Tonjac]

either "AFK" or

"snake?
SNAKE!
SNAAAAAAAAAKE!"

 

[Zorg Machine]

unplug the cryogenic systems when you invent free-willed cybermen.

 

[(sic) humor]

Shit needed doing. Shit got done.

(Cookie to anyone who could translate that into Latin for me.)

 

[FamoFunk]

I'm surprised no-one's put "Respawn in 9, 8, 7..."

Love it! I want that

Or - "BRB"

 

[boosh-boosh]

how about a nice vasquez quote?

'here lies ____. Do not weep, he probably would have killed you.'

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

$ whoami

$ uptime

# etc.

or if I died on non-natural causes:
"Brb, "

 

[Lungo]

Shit needed doing. Shit got done.

(Cookie to anyone who could translate that into Latin for me.)

Would be something like "Shit opus facit. Factum got shit" Google translator FTW, just not sure it translated "shit" right :-/

 

[gostchiken]

"Am I immortal yet?"

 

[ultrachicken]

"His health was low."

 

[Stevo95]

chillin with jesus

 

[rancher of monsters]

Screw you guys! I'm going home!

 

[Deleted]

Here likes Douk
Respawning in 3...2...1

Not original I know...

 

[Tonythion]

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

but then again I'm being cremated...damn