Your hangover cures.

[Muspelheim]

In my case, lots of water and good breeding, pretty much.

Seriously, water is the answer. Drink loads and loads of water to refill the water your body lose while doing whatever it does with the booze in your blood. And if that doesn't help, fat, greasy food does. Like pizza or something. I usually fry some meatballs in oil. I say "fry", but I more or less boil them in the stuff.
Thankfully, I'm also a happy owner of good booze genes. I've only been really hung over once, when I was but an eager whelp that went over my head. That's one thing my hypothetical children got to be thankful for, eh?

I would say coffee, as well, but it's the magical potion that animates my wiltered bones every other day as well.

Tee-ell-dee-arr, water. Lots of it. Sure, it'll drive you out of bed to take the piss of a lifetime, but you will be surprisingly not sick as you get up.

 

[Akytalusia]

i drink an equal amount of water to alcohol while in the same drinking session, so i kill them before they start. try it. never deal with a hangover again.

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

Eat before you start drinking......and after. All drink water in between pints of beer. Never had a hangover since i started that.

 

[DanielBrown]

There are some pills called "bakis"(Swedish slang for hangover) that do miracles. Two of those before bed and you won't feel bad at all in the morning. They're hard to get a hold of however. Can be purchased online, but I haven't looked into it that much. Grab some from friends once in a while.

Whenever I'm out of those I go for Resorb instead. It's made to help during diahrrea, by giving your body extra fluids, but helps just as well during a hangover. Not as effective as bakis, but they help a lot.

If I don't have either I try to score some citrus fruits and fat food.

 

[Mordekaien]

I have a mineral water with high concentration of said minerals, that helps.

When it's really bad, I usually go for vodka with two raw eggs and a pinch of black pepper. It makes you throw up almost instantly, but you'll feel better afterwards.

 

[el_kabong]

This is one of the greatest hangover cures of all time:



To avoid a hangover all together, one before drinking and one in the morning will make you feel awesome.

For those super hangovers, add a greasy breakfast and some caffeine.

PS - This is also a miracle drink for punk/metal musicians who want to play for hours on end. The potassium really helps avoid hand cramps.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Cannabis helps apparently, but I'm a law abiding citizen who would never partake in such illegal activities. Lots of ice cold lemonade, taking a shit, and some kind of meaty food, like a steak, bacon, or a burger. I usually chug a few pints of water before bed too, that's helpful.


I don't normally post captchas, but what the fuck? The question is 'What date does Black Mirror return to Channel 4?' What am I, a fucking tv guide?

 

[Saika Renegade]

For me, it's an oversized bottle of Gatorade and most of an English fry-up after the fact, or their equivalents before or during the course of a night.

Unhealthy, but it works.

 

[LuckyClover95]

Greasy food. Burgers, KFC, full english breakfast. Then I might feel sick and regret it.

 

[Patrick Buck]

Two or so pints of water before I go to sleep, or in the morning. Drink milk before I go out, and orange juice in the morning.

Always seems to work.

 

[danm36]

Absinthe and tranquillizer. Future me can deal with it.

 

[Rblade]

alot of water just before going to bed. In the morning if you got one it is ussually to late but if anything helps it's salty things. And once your appetite starts to return a proper diner (a nutritious healthy one) tends to cure it fully.

 

[Eddie the head]

My neighbor just stays drunk. You could try that.

 

[spartan231490]

The only cure I've found is to drink a quart or a little more of water just before I go to bed. If I end up with a hangover because I didn't drink enough water, the only thing that helps me feel human again is a lot of water, and a pzone, though any really greasy pizza type thing helps.

 

[Cry Wolf]

Full English breakfast and large mug of coffee.

This is preferable, though given when I drink - it's usually some horrid, greasy fast food and some absolutely foul on-the-run coffee as I go to wherever I'm suppose to be coherent for.

 

[winginson]

More booze, silly.

*Ahem*
Break out the forman grill and make a cheese and chorizo toastie with a strong coffee.

 

[mitchell271]

I've never gotten hungover (young blood!) but I've been told that a full English breakfast does the trick. He's the recipe I would use, which also happens to be the one I use for an English breakfast.

 

[deakin_j]

Burger/Bacon butties before bed normally does the trick. so does continuing to drink, or swapping to Jagerbombs midway through the night. those things are basically a soft-drink, i swear.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Gatorade. Stuff will restore the electrolytes the booze depleted you of more effectively than agua. Drink it in small amounts and your tummy should settle. Then a nice breakfast and coffee when you're feeling up for it.

 

[Rednog]

Pft you people and your "cures", at least science will come to the rescue for you heathens.
Take a ton of Vitamin B before you go drinking and you won't have a hangover because it is a cofactor for your alcohol dehydrogenase.