Before the battle: LETS KILL THESE BITCHES
After the battle: Sleep well in HELL!!!!!!!!!
then i would kill them off
After the battle: Sleep well in HELL!!!!!!!!!
then i would kill them off
Your kickass one-liner.
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Nemesis: "How could you have possibly beaten me?"
I narrow my eyes and look directly and reply "I roll 20's, *****".
That'll teach the DM not to fuck with my paladin.
I narrow my eyes and look directly and reply "I roll 20's, *****".
That'll teach the DM not to fuck with my paladin.
"Is that it? Is this how it all ends? Oh, good sir, you dissapoint me *BLAM* ...Much too easy."
For me, assuming it's a chav, (a feral, arrogant, borderline criminal wigga, for the non brits out there), and I will, because they're the type who need beating down...
'Baseball caps are like pubic hair...you can remove it but there's always a c*** underneath.'
(I know statistically , its only about half the time, but why let fact ruin a decent line.)
EDIT: depends how you interpret the stars..looks like I'm covered!
Btw, nothing against people outside the UK wearing em, where you may have baseball...or sun.
When you're just wearing it because it keeps your face out of security cameras when you're out shoplifting, or you're *shudder* wearing two at once (why??), or wearing one under your hoodie, then you need a slap.
'Baseball caps are like pubic hair...you can remove it but there's always a c*** underneath.'
(I know statistically , its only about half the time, but why let fact ruin a decent line.)
EDIT: depends how you interpret the stars..looks like I'm covered!
Btw, nothing against people outside the UK wearing em, where you may have baseball...or sun.
When you're just wearing it because it keeps your face out of security cameras when you're out shoplifting, or you're *shudder* wearing two at once (why??), or wearing one under your hoodie, then you need a slap.
Hmm...
"Cryptic metaphor!"
or
"Aaare you happy with your wash?
or
[insert muffled Pyro taunt]
or
Because medics are awesome "That was doctor assisted homicide."
"Cryptic metaphor!"
or
"Aaare you happy with your wash?
or
[insert muffled Pyro taunt]
or
Because medics are awesome "That was doctor assisted homicide."
"Violets are blue, roses are red, I have a gun, (BLAM!) you are now dead."
-OR-
"Here's a funny story: Once upon a time, you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end."
-OR-
"Hold those bullets for me, please."
-OR-
"Anything Jason Voorhees would do to you right now would be merciful by comparison!"
-OR-
"Here's a funny story: Once upon a time, you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end."
-OR-
"Hold those bullets for me, please."
-OR-
"Anything Jason Voorhees would do to you right now would be merciful by comparison!"
most likely, i would yell out one of the following:
'FOR KHORNE!!'
'Blood for the Blood God!'
'Kill, Maim, Burn!'
or some other khorne releated phrase.
some things i would say. mostly for fun.
"I'm gunna fornacate with your Skull!"
"WRONG!!!"
in a plain dry drawn out monotonous voice:
"Cock Joke."
"Docter Octa-gon-a-pus! Bwaahh!" (bang)
"Check yo'sef Foo!"
'FOR KHORNE!!'
'Blood for the Blood God!'
'Kill, Maim, Burn!'
or some other khorne releated phrase.
some things i would say. mostly for fun.
"I'm gunna fornacate with your Skull!"
"WRONG!!!"
in a plain dry drawn out monotonous voice:
"Cock Joke."
"Docter Octa-gon-a-pus! Bwaahh!" (bang)
"Check yo'sef Foo!"
So, during a D&D session, my group went against a Fiend (can't remember if it was a greater or pit) that we should have had no way to kill. Nor any just cause to fight, as it was just giving us plot.
Of course, Sam runs in with his knife drawn because it was something eviler than him. I had to because my Paladin was enraged to suffer Sam's evil because he was tapped as a necessary evil directly by my Deity (one of those hard ones to summon even a messenger of him cam down directly to tell me to tolerate Sam, so I had to listen). There was a ranger, and a wizard. The Healer wasn't present for this game. I was assured Sam killed the entire party.
Save for the fact that our GM rolled so horribly and we rolled with the luck of the Gods.
To this day, the GM still couldn't believe we won. And if he didn't see the dice rolls with his own eyes, he'd probably thought we were cheating. At the moment, he was just stunned, laughing. For reasons still unknown to me, my Paladin walked up to the quickly disintegrating yet still spouting curses Fiend, looked the fiend straight in it's eyes...
And my Pally rubbed his own nipples.
The group broke down into laughter. Before the fiend was fully gone, he asked quite plainly "What the fuck?!". I just gave him an "Oooh, baby" and walked to my group.
My Deity had to come back down to have a talk with me. And I got extra XP for having a reclusive Deity talk to me more than once in a lifetime!
Of course, Sam runs in with his knife drawn because it was something eviler than him. I had to because my Paladin was enraged to suffer Sam's evil because he was tapped as a necessary evil directly by my Deity (one of those hard ones to summon even a messenger of him cam down directly to tell me to tolerate Sam, so I had to listen). There was a ranger, and a wizard. The Healer wasn't present for this game. I was assured Sam killed the entire party.
Save for the fact that our GM rolled so horribly and we rolled with the luck of the Gods.
To this day, the GM still couldn't believe we won. And if he didn't see the dice rolls with his own eyes, he'd probably thought we were cheating. At the moment, he was just stunned, laughing. For reasons still unknown to me, my Paladin walked up to the quickly disintegrating yet still spouting curses Fiend, looked the fiend straight in it's eyes...
And my Pally rubbed his own nipples.
The group broke down into laughter. Before the fiend was fully gone, he asked quite plainly "What the fuck?!". I just gave him an "Oooh, baby" and walked to my group.
My Deity had to come back down to have a talk with me. And I got extra XP for having a reclusive Deity talk to me more than once in a lifetime!
