gimme a loaf of bread and 3 bottles of fine single malt whiskey...
why 3? cuz i can't get drunk enough to not give a shit about the circumstance offa 1 or 2... loaf of bread is to give me something to avoid the high feeling of acidity that comes from drinking alot.
that or give me my enemy. the one who put me in this position and let us fight to the death, if i am not killed i will gladly eat of his/her flesh and drink their blood in victory.
then at least if i was excecuted afterwards it would be for manslaughter and cannibalism... instead of some trumped up charge...(cuz I'm no crim... I'm a revolutionary of sorts... but never in such a way as to be charged with anything.)
why 3? cuz i can't get drunk enough to not give a shit about the circumstance offa 1 or 2... loaf of bread is to give me something to avoid the high feeling of acidity that comes from drinking alot.
that or give me my enemy. the one who put me in this position and let us fight to the death, if i am not killed i will gladly eat of his/her flesh and drink their blood in victory.
then at least if i was excecuted afterwards it would be for manslaughter and cannibalism... instead of some trumped up charge...(cuz I'm no crim... I'm a revolutionary of sorts... but never in such a way as to be charged with anything.)