In order of preference:
A) My lawyer / the judge / the executioner (non-original, I know)
B) A gallon or more of nitroglycerine
C) Raw chicken
- as most countries forbid executing someone who is sick. Might not be much of an existence, but it would be worth it to annoy the people that wanted me dead.
And a cherry coke to drink.
EDIT: hm, my 100th post was me ordering my last meal...
A) My lawyer / the judge / the executioner (non-original, I know)
B) A gallon or more of nitroglycerine
C) Raw chicken
- as most countries forbid executing someone who is sick. Might not be much of an existence, but it would be worth it to annoy the people that wanted me dead.
And a cherry coke to drink.
EDIT: hm, my 100th post was me ordering my last meal...