Your last stand.

[Olikunmissile]

On a navy battle ship, Fighting the Martian menace. Their tripods only allow them to come out so far in the water then I flare up the engines and ram into the first tripod. Before the others realise what's going on I fire my main cannons at another one, obliterating it. Then the third turns to me and fires it's heat ray, sinking the ship and it's captain along with it.

Cookie for reference.

You are aboard the HMS Thunderchild. I /salute you and your brave crew If you just sneazed on one of them though you could have saved everybody a lot of trouble

Ah yes. The dreaded bacteria. If only I had a gun that fired the common cold.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I'd be running through a dark, rundown town of some kind, being chased by charred monsters or whatever, while the end of the song Windowlicker was playing. I'd then run onto a road that goes away from the town, shooting behind me, and the camera would rise above the trees, and the screen would then fade to black, and the credits would roll.

 

[spookydom]

On a navy battle ship, Fighting the Martian menace. Their tripods only allow them to come out so far in the water then I flare up the engines and ram into the first tripod. Before the others realise what's going on I fire my main cannons at another one, obliterating it. Then the third turns to me and fires it's heat ray, sinking the ship and it's captain along with it.

Cookie for reference.

You are aboard the HMS Thunderchild. I /salute you and your brave crew If you just sneazed on one of them though you could have saved everybody a lot of trouble

Ah yes. The dreaded bacteria. If only I had a gun that fired the common cold.

Lol Ty very much for my cookie. Inspired by your post I have decided that I would I like my own last stand to be fighting my way into a Martian fighting machine and with the last of my breath sneazing into there tentacled stupid faces.......and If I can't have that I would like all the girls from I Hit It With My Axe to do rude things to me to death......Ahhh a boy can dream

 

[Purplefood1]

Power sliding a burning jaguar off a ramp into a nuke as it gets dropped from stealthbomber

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My last stand? After years of construction, I would make my last stand in a fortified base built into a mountain you may of heard of.

I'll call it:

[HEADING=2]Fort Everest![/HEADING]

 

[jacobgr43]

i would die in a mass bayonet charge kindda like this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPr9g3EVz-o

 

[thatonekid]

My last stand would involve me in the cockpit of a Euro Typhoon fighter and my wingman in another. We are outnumbered in the skies 5 to 1 by enemy SU 34's and the enemy has a huge gunship/flying fortress of death bearing down on our capital city, my wingman and I have decided to hold off the enemy squadrons while our pilots retreat. My wingman and I take down dozens of fighters but they just keep coming and my wingman is hit. He screams out of terror as his plane catches fire and crashes into the dark ocean below. A warning light indicates out of Weapon 1 ammunition, all I have is my machine gun, but I manage to skillfully take down 3 more enemy fighters with it. Then my cockpit is raked by an enemy machine gun and I have taken a bullet in my shoulder and leg, and my eject system is inoperable. Accepting my fate I hit the afterburners on my jet and after accelerating to Mach 3 in a vertical dive I fire my machine gun recklessly and crash straight into the cockpit of the enemy gunship/flying fortress taking hundreds of people with me and saving my capital city.

 

[maninahat]

On a navy battle ship, Fighting the Martian menace. Their tripods only allow them to come out so far in the water then I flare up the engines and ram into the first tripod. Before the others realise what's going on I fire my main cannons at another one, obliterating it. Then the third turns to me and fires it's heat ray, sinking the ship and it's captain along with it.

Cookie for reference.

You are aboard the HMS Thunderchild. I /salute you and your brave crew If you just sneazed on one of them though you could have saved everybody a lot of trouble

Ah yes. The dreaded bacteria. If only I had a gun that fired the common cold.

Related: How come none of the movies manages to keep Thunderchild's scene? Coolest bit in the story.

 

[Grabnaur]

Pretty much the last episode of Cowboy Bebop sums up my last stand.

 

[Blueruler182]

Stockpiling of explosvies with a single handgun clip left, and when I run out of bullets and get shot to the floor, I set off the explosives as my enemies pile in to finish me off.

This would preferably happen while my close friends and allies escape in a helicopter with dramatic orchestral music playing.

Replace bombs with nukes and pretty much this.

 

[chainer1216]

my last stand eh? i can picture it now, the red chinese have invaded the USA, me and a few friends have been hitting them with gorilla tactices for awhile, but they corner us in a factory one day, in order for my friends to escape and keep fighting i use myself as a distraction, letting them escape while the chinese think theyre still in the building, when i run out of ammo i'd draw my sword, come out of hiding and charge the enemy soldiers, hopefully decapitating/disemboweling some of them before i get gunned down.

 

[Shawshanker]

Simple:

I would just use my time machine to go back 1 minute and shoot myself, the resulting paraodx will take the universe with me. SCIENCE!

 

[Vuljatar]

2 words: The Alamo.

I'm amazed that I'm the first person to say this.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Me, a bastard sword, and the legions of PRIATE. Whilst people watched in awe, I'd cut a swathe through their ranks, demanding that their leader come and face me in person. I'd then die epicly in single combat with Sassafrass, possibly taking him with me. Or maybe I'd just be swamped by the numbers, but I'd be laughing as they came for me. Naturally, I'll give my battle cry at the beginning - "LEERRROOYYYY... wait, that's not me... FOR PONY... No, hang on, I stole that one too... ummm... GENERIC BATTLE CRY!"

Note: Their will be a thunderstorm occurring during this. And hopefully some dramatic background music. Failing that, some light-hearted music entirely at odds with the gravity of the situation. Maybe the Hauu Nanodesu theme, or whatever it is that GreyFox posts periodically.

 

[Cpu46]

Ok so there is a giant base powered by a very large generator. I sneak into the base and plant several charges in critical places, however I am found out during the mission and am cornered in the reactor room. After a tense shootout I have no rounds left and only one explosive charge and its still strapped to me. I activate the charge and slip the detonator up my sleeve.

The big bad comes out and offers me one last request. I ask for death by firing squad and a countdown. So while standing in the middle of a room with dozens of guns pointed at me I close my eyes and listen to the countdown.

At the last moment I open my eyes, break into a huge grin, look directly at the big bad, and with a fluid motion I slip the detonator from my sleeve and activate all the explosives. I disappear into a flash of light that becomes an fireball, enveloping the room.

My only problem is where to find a giant base owned by a corrupt/ evil force. Also If that base is powered by solar panels im out of luck.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Stand off between me and another guy. I have a katana and he has a revolver. As I charge he unloads all shots into my chest and goes "WHY..WON'T...YOU...DIE?!" And with the last bit of strength I shove the blade up into to his ribcage and finishing him off before collapsing. Awesome.

And then you say something to the effect of "beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea Mr. (insert name here); and ideas are bulletproof.

Anyway, mine would be some sort of cavalry charge. Against orcs (so, probably as a Rohirim?).
A last-ditch banzai charge on horseback. While wielding a flaming sword. And screaming really, really loud.

Edit: Just had a more historically accurate, therefore cooler, idea. In an early 19th century battle, a similar last stand cavalry charge. The difference is that I'm going up against muskets, and possibly Frenchmen, so it is more suicidal. Also, I have a cavalry saber...

It's still on fire, though

 

[Aur0ra145]

Being that I'm a Texan, I'd make my last stand at the Alamo! 184 versus over 2,500; oh yeah, and we whooped the shit out of them.

 

[rddj623]

Dual wielding lightsabers against a secret meeting of Sith Lords as my Padawan escapes to warn the Jedi Council. Sounds like a fairly epic end.

 

[rddj623]

2 words: The Alamo.

I'm amazed that I'm the first person to say this.

Being that I'm a Texan, I'd make my last stand at the Alamo! 184 versus over 2,500; oh yeah, and we whooped the shit out of them.

That's always my "if I could use a time machine" idea, to go back with and HD Hind attack helicopter and just rise from the center of the Alamo just as it's about to be overrun, mini guns and rockets would then decimate the army as they marveled at this technological dragon in the sky.

 

[snowman6251]

Vs the Predator. That's all.