Your last words?

[Tiger Sora]

"Don't touch my stuff while I'm gone I'll be sending for my things in afew days."
This is what I'd say when I knew I was dying. I'd donate all my crap. Leave maybe afew things to the family.

"I'm off to conquer another realm."

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Probably "WUAUAHAAAUAHGJDFHUAHUGIHAAAAAAAaaadfdsgf.gf..."

 

[Josufu]

I probably wouldn't say anything. I'm playing the role of Horatius at the bridge. My friends and family have better things to do than listen to my last words, like running. I'd rather roar my defiance at what I face until the end.

 

[godofallu]

Goodbye

Really that's the only word I need.

 

[personion]

I'd go to each of my family members individually and explain what I hated about them, then I'd say I loved them all and die, knowing they'd at least feel mildly guilty.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

"Don't you DARE let this go to waste. Get the !@#$ going!"

And then break down the second they are out of sight/earshot.

 

[SilentCom]

I would probably say either "goodbye" or "see you on the other side."

 

[Dethenger]

Nip flut blarney quando floo!

 

[-Ezio-]

THE MONEY... it's in the.......

 

[Harlief]

I'll take my cues from British comedy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOt5wHSMJso&t=1m55s

Either that or: "Tag you last!"

 

[Layzor]

Either:

"Knock knock."

or

"The treasure....is buried....."

Though I love Oscar Wilde's "Either this wallpaper goes or I do."

 

[steve the evil]

"I immediately regret this." (This applies to any situation which causes my untimely death)

 

[The Pinray]

"Damn." That about sums it up.

 

[Smurf McSmurfington]

In that context? Hmm...
"Why does it have to be me?"

Though to be frank, in reality I wouldn't really end up in that situation - not big on sacrificing myself.

Sadly "What could possibly go wrong?" doesn't really fit in this context, but those are the last words I'd actually want to have.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!! *que freezing*
or possibly "I am the wafflemaker!"

 

[DJDarque]

No matter how I die I'm bound determined to make my last words, "Avenge me!" Hopefully it confuses everybody.

 

[The Gatherer]

If I have the faculties to speak upon my death I shall simply utter 'Finally'

 

[Silent_Protagonist]

To be serious: "To be forgotten is worse than death." "Con te partiro"

Or to be less serious: "Who watches the Watchmen?" "Im a quick runner, after this zombie bite goes to my head you'll have to run pretty qui--BLARRRGAHAHAH!!"

its really hard actually, there are so many choices going through my head

 

[LazyBones]

I would simply quote Homer Simpson:

"Remember me as I am - Filled with murderous rage!"

 

[Redratson]

If I had to go out in a very nerdy way I'll probably be like: "I return..to the void.."

In all seriousness, I'll probably say something funny or witty just to try and ease the tension in the room before I kick the bucket.