"God's about to get a rude awakening" Or something to that effect.
OR
"I should of stuck with the plan." Everyone in my family would get it.
OR
"I should of stuck with the plan." Everyone in my family would get it.
Your last words?
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"It's okay guys, I got this."
"Wait, where are you going?"
"When I say I got this you're supposed to say not without us and we die together!"
"Guys?"
"Hello?"
"....Fuck"
"Wait, where are you going?"
"When I say I got this you're supposed to say not without us and we die together!"
"Guys?"
"Hello?"
"....Fuck"
"Fuck you all. Fuck everything you stand for and believe in. I hate every last one of you........but...I'm gonna miss you guys"
*Closes the door behind me and waits for the countless foes to take me down*
*Closes the door behind me and waits for the countless foes to take me down*
To my mortal enemy who I am protecting my friends from: "You do know that I'm only trying to delay you so that they can activate the portal to send you to hell?" Even if it wasn't true it'd still be funny.
In the case of a horde: "I regret nothing!" Then I kill myself before I get eaten.
In the case of a horde: "I regret nothing!" Then I kill myself before I get eaten.
I would be surrounded by all of my close friends and family and I would calmly say...
"I hate every last one of you."
They would all feel terrible, and it would be very lolzy.
"I hate every last one of you."
They would all feel terrible, and it would be very lolzy.
Holding them off?
No time to be witty, probably just "Fucking go! run!!"
The airlock scenario?
"Fishy has logged out"
No time to be witty, probably just "Fucking go! run!!"
The airlock scenario?
"Fishy has logged out"