Your last words.

[Iron Lightning]

I'd probably do this:

 

[quantum mechanic]

"The rest is silence." Then I can make people happy with Hamlet!

 

[Sacman]

If I'm gonna die I'm bringing you with me!!!
*Point at random person*

 

[unicornninja]

"Are you watching closely?"

 

[Sleekgiant]

"I touch myself at night"

Then we all walk the dinosaur.

 

[Extraintrovert]

I think I will go with an internet travesty classic:

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

 

[Psiboom]

"AUGHBUGHLARGH... GARG!!!"

... What?

Or something along the lines of something utterly hysterical that almost makes sense to send them on a wild goose chase for the next decade.

 

[Kris015]

"My only regret is wasting time answering threads like this" Yeah.. I other words, i think this is overdone..

 

[Kaltazraza]

Screaming out WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! could be awesome enough.

 

[Simonccx]

im dieing? well so's your moma!

 

[Dango]

"Where are we now? Are we on the train now? It's dark, is it night?"

If you get that reference, not only are you awesome, but you're probably crying right now.

 

[DMonkey]

"You're next"

Or

"I buried all the money under the....."

But my last words will likely be "Hey guys, check this out!" or "Of course its sturdy! I built it!"

 

[octafish]

'Twas like where you're from weren't never there. Where you're going doesn't matter. And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it.

Well that or "Here, I'll show you a trick..."

 

[sircashews]

Since I don't have time to write a will I want you all to bury me with all my shit and something is missing I will find you and haunt your ass.

 

[[guys_its_ok]]

Hey, Chuck Norris! high five, man!

 

[archvile93]

"Oh...I've wasted my life"

then BOOM, nuclear explosion.

It was a neutron bomb actually if I recall.

OT:Bioshock sucks! Then I would be immediately gunned down by angry gamers.

 

[Herman Hedning's mace]

I will pass on. Soon i'm no more. i will cease to be. I'm expired an met my creator. I'm a late person! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I had been puching up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm of the twig! I have kicked the bucket, I have shuffled off my mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile! I'M AN EX-PERSON!

 

[Michael Dagastino]

"Where are we now? Are we on the train now? It's dark, is it night?"

If you get that reference, not only are you awesome, but you're probably crying right now.

I half get it. I have heard that, but cant remember where from XP

OT:
Either:
One way or another, we will meet again.

or

death is merely an inconvenience in the cycle of human life. So as i choke on my last words, remember not this moment, but instead remember the good times, and move on.

in speaking of last words:

Spoiler: this is a spoiler for No More Heroes 2. This is bloody, crude, sexual, etc. but damn funny and good, enjoy:

 

[RandallJohn]

I'm just going to start singing "Still Alive."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"This is some fucking bullshit right here. Also, I'm totally fucking serious about the viking funeral. Cunts."