Your last words.

[WindScar]

"The Game"

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I will pass on. Soon i'm no more. i will cease to be. I'm expired an met my creator. I'm a late person! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I had been puching up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm of the twig! I have kicked the bucket, I have shuffled off my mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile! I'M AN EX-PERSON!

Hehe, say hi to the parrot for me.

I'd probably go with some oldies but goldies:

"I buried the treasure under..."

or

"I can't take it anymore! It's me or the curtains, one of us just has to go."

 

[arrow_storm]

I know what my best friends would be:
"Screw you guys *pulls grenade pin*

Personally, I always liked latin:
"Optimum est pati quod emendare non possis", "Sic transit gloria mundi" or "If you bury me in a christian cemetery I will personally make sure its the last sane thing you ever do"

 

[Dango]

"Where are we now? Are we on the train now? It's dark, is it night?"

If you get that reference, not only are you awesome, but you're probably crying right now.

I half get it. I have heard that, but cant remember where from XP

Well do you watch any anime?

 

[GreyEarth]

Mine would be..
" *sigh* ..again, seriously?"

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Who........farted.....?"

or

"Respawning in 3......2......1......"

Golden, pure and simple. It would leave everybody in the room with a look of shock and anger to everybody around them, or confusion as to the mysterious nature of those final words.

What a way to go.

 

[AWC Viper]

Before i go, i would like to tell you all the answer to the ultimate question.... it is of course *dies*

 

[SimuLord]

"Penniless and alone. Fuck you, fate."

(really, I am not ready to die in peace quite yet!)

Or possibly, "Find him, and close shut the jaws...of Oblivion."

 

[Guest_Star]

"Use the search baaahrg..."

*edit*
To be fair, most of the other threads are rather old I guess, so...

 

[Glamorgan]

"Cookies"

 

[JesterRaiin]

...the horror...the horror...

 

[Last Bullet]

"Don't worry guys, I haven't said 'Buddha' yet...[sub]Shit![/sub]"

 

[ThePostalGamer]

"I... die... so that... dem-m-ocrac-c-c-y... may... liiive..."

Either that or "Tell my wife I love her", regardless of my marital status.

 

[ImmuneShadow]

"Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it. Life's a laugh, and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you..." and then hum until I die.

 

[NotSoNimble]

This is the best thread I have ever seen. It has a unique quality that I find rather endearing.

My last words would be this :

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

 

[TimeLord]

"I don't want to go!"

 

[hawkeye52]

ITS OVER 9000!!!

or something along the lines of "now i will prove most major world religions wrong and prove that we dont go to heaven and that there is no god"

"Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it. Life's a laugh, and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you..." and then hum until I die.

always look on the bright side life *insert whistle* always look on the bright side of life.

monty python is awesome

 

[noodles loves you]

how about "god I'm dying and suddenly I'm thinking about that one self-aggrandising thread on the escapist where everyone tried to seem cooler, deeper, or funnier than they actually are? that's so weird. blargh"

 

[kevinsux909]

IF anyone gets the reference, I will eat my own arse:

SKORZENY!

 

[Betancore]

Probably 'Please set my room on fire. Or at least destroy my hard drive.' Although more realistically, I'd just be like 'oh shit' and that'd be it.