Your last words.

[Kurokami]

ok, this is how is goes. You find out that in one minuite that you are going to die. You will feel no pain and you are surrounded by your family and friends. What are your last words to them?

Mine would be: Good bye my friends. Don't touch my stuff after I'm dead...It's booby traped!

What are yours?

Hah... Booby.

Anyway I've discussed this on a different thread, or several. Mine would be building up a joke and then dying just before finishing the punchline.

 

[Calico93]

Haha ! I beat you at the human race

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I want my ashes to be scattered in (insert name of biggest douche of the time)'s face.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

don't worry i won't haunt you.. much

 

[thetrue13th]

'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'
but i'd probably get caught up in the moment and be all like 'UGRRHHH!', or 'OH SWEET JESUS THAT HURTS!'

EDIT: Wait, I thought of a better one...
'Out before Duke Nukem Forever!'

 

[Jedoro]

"Why so serious?" And then I'd laugh maniacally the rest of the minute, just to embed that moment into my loved ones' minds for the rest of their lives.

 

[Malyc]

"So long and thanks for all the fish"

I hope someone gets the reference.

Hitchhikers guide, if i havnt been ninjad.

 

[Angelus SnV]

One word: Batman.

You can never go wrong with Batman.

I heartily agree with you sir...but alas here's mine:

(since we're in the "surrounded by family" version and not how i saw myself goin' out)

*i'd grab the closest person...act all weak and shite, motion 'em close...then whisper..."The treasure....you must find...."

then done....hehehehehe

BTW: i know people have already said this one but gorrammit i like it!

 

[kairu_fang]

to the mister blobby thing.
was it russel howard?

 

[Thincrust]

"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back."

Great Ghostbusters 2 quote lol.

I think mine would be non joking : Please just remember the good times we had. Live your lives and always know I loved you no matter what was said.



If I wanted to be funny I guess I could say : Life; I came, I saw, I kicked its ass!

 

[Blandman]

"Damn it...I just...lost...The Game. Bleh"

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out, I faced it all
And I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

Yes it was my way