Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Extasii]

Crap, scratching the back of my neck...
Bye spinal cord!

 

[flaming_squirrel]

Oh look, a stolen /b/ meme thread. Think I'll point towards it.

 

[ronald1840]

lightly scratching my guinea pig's head! Need napkins

 

[ungothicdove]

Big hole in my computer desk drawer, pencils and pens everywhere, and now I have a bullet lodged in my right thigh. This will make getting to the library difficult.

 

[NDstephan]

ummmmm, I run a daycare and spend most of my day holing kids, I'm typing this with my right hand. how do you explain what just happened to the kid's parent?

 

[Gutkrusha]

Which index finger? One was pointing at my head. The other was pointing at the wall.

The left one.

Well then. I have no head.

 

[headphonegirl]

I just shot my mother........

* runs away before the cops show up *

 

[rokkolpo]

''Who shot the couch?''

oh....right......

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

DAMN YOU!!!

I was using my touch pad to click on this thread........ So I just blew a giant hole through the middle of my new computer.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Awwwwww I got that reasonably big stack of Magic the Gathering for free to try out the game! Now I can't play any more. *sad face*

 

[GreyKnight3445]

well there goes me, twas a good life.

 

[Adventurer2626]

If it was a shot gun, I just severed my right leg mid-shin (actually my lower leg just kind of evaporated) and my computer tower fell on the floor because the table stand it was on exploded into wood chips. If it was more like a rifle, then my shinbone snap and I'm bleeding profusely. Could have been much worse.

 

[creepy_rabbit]

my chin is dead

 

[JillsSabre]

Goodbye laptop.

Oh, and my knees.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Well, if I count both of my index fingers, I just blew up my mouse and I blew a hole in my neck and upper torso. =(

 

[Pinkros]

MY FACE! I had my bass in my lap and my hand resting on the fretboard, so I'm quite mindblown. Literally.

 

[Innegativeion]

Sitting on it. Bullet brushes past my leg, probably ripping my pants, but no injury. The wall behind my desk is ruined though.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GU-

(Looks at hole in computer screen)

NOT GOOD!

 

[standokan]

I wish I would've listend to my father, he alway told me to never point at people

 

[MadManV27]

i dont have that finger:/