Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Buccura]

Damn, another hole in my closet.

 

[Tharwen]

My neck (and chair and radiator) and the pointy end of my mouse (and desk and floor).

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

Goodbye window, blinds included. And possibly part of my forehead. And my ear drums.

 

[Viking Incognito]

It grazed my right arm and hit the floor. But I am in school so now I'll probably go down in history as a school shooter. Laaaaaaame.

 

[DisplacedLil Ak]

I made a whole in my couch... and lost my foot.

 

[Fledge]

Looks like I'd be off to hospital with a gaping hole where my right hip used to be.

 

[Trotgar]

It pointed at my iPod Touch I was surfing the web with. The whole device wouldn't be oblirated, but the upper left corner of it would be gone.

As would be my right index finger, which was just behind the device.

So, not the worst scenario imaginable - I could have been scratching my body parts.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Well.. considering I now have a sizable hole in head.. I think I must be a zombie now XD

 

[Fozza]

It hit the mirror behind me and I think it shattered, badly. The bullet probably went through the wall as it isn't really that thick. Haha. No one's hurt though =)

 

[phYnc]

about half of my chest, yea Im pretty dead

 

[Vonnis]

So much for most of my right arm.

 

[GartarkMusik]

Well, there's now a hole in the wall of my dorm room, and I'll have quite a bit to pay for the damages.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

This isn't 4chan, but there's now a hole in my wall.

 

[Shade184]

I was scratching my eye. Well, shit.

My couch and floor have been penetrated.
... Hope they enjoyed it.

Normally I abhor puns, but it seems my pun-resistance is off this morning. Well played; I got a chuckle out of that.

 

[Electrogecko]

I was using my left forearm as a chin rest and I would've shot myself in the back through the ribcage and most likely died

 

[numaiomul]

well it was pointing down to my left elbow and if it was a shotgun it would seriously damage my left foot and left ribs 0_o [besides blowing up my entire left arm from the elbow]

 

[Enigmatic Master]

OW... MY LEG IS NOW SEVERELY INJURED

 

[Norris IV]

...Bugger... well ima need a strap on from now on

 

[GameMaNiAC]

My... my lungs! I can't breathe! Somebody call an ambulance!

 

[littlealicewhite]

I was scratching my cheek. Apparently I just blew my head off.