Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[EHKOS]

Well shit, I just blew a hole in my pocket, grazed my outer thigh, and shot right through the floor.

 

[Brinnmilo]

Just took out the ligaments behind my right knee, tore through my 8 cans of Bud and shredded a pile of my favourite books.

 

[kjh242]

goodbye, right shin... it's been fun... you too, rug...

 

[Queltherio]

Well there goes all my internal organs.

 

[Twilight.falls]

So long, sketchpad. After all those hours these hands spent filling you up, it's appropriate one of them would destroy you.

 

[Simon Hadow]

Just destroyed my doctor Pepper, and am very cross, because it got all over my Mac... on the bright side, I also hit that terrible scented candle my mom insists on keeping around

 

[tthor]

i had my hand on my neck, my finger just narrowly grazing my back and hit the dresser behind me o_o;

 

[All_Aces]

My finger was on my keyboard, pointing at a CD cover of John Lennon. HNNNNNNG.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I just lost my...uh...gentleman sausage. ;-;

 

[Wakefield]

Well shit, I just shot myself in a gut. I asume thats painful.

 

[tthor]

This thread is NOT original, 4chan does this all the time.
ie "what your left hand is touching is now diamonds!"
lame

this isn't 4chan, nobody cares. have a nice day

 

[baseracer]

Right in the chest.

Well, I'm dead.

 

[dakorok]

Well, there's now a large hole in ceiling; thank goodness I was stretching while I read this.

 

[SeriousIssues]

Desk and mouse destroyed. Eh.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Just blew off the neck of my guitar. Possible damage to my stomach or lower chest.

 

[PolarBearClub]

Through my bottom lip in a down ward trajectory, removing numerous teeth, as well as my jaw, and probably exiting through the back of my neck.

I'll probably bleed out in a few minutes.

 

[Nedoras]

Haha! I just got revenge on my crappy mouse that always seems to die whenever I'm playing a game that heavily relies on it. That mouse killed me many times in several games, and I guess what goes around comes around ^_^

 

[iblis666]

there goes my window and my neighbors chimney but on the plus side i was able to shout
"SPIRIT GUN!!!!"
while it happened
(cookie for the ref)