Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Lil_Rimmy]

Oh crap.... I was pointing at my groin....

Ouch

 

[SundayRoast]

It destroyed 2 iMac's and made a bunch of holes in the wall.

No people were damaged, although it was close.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Noooo~! Not my Pringles! How the hell am I supposed to study-snack now?! XP

 

[Astoria]

Ouch! I just shot my right hand.

 

[LandoCristo]

NOOOO! I just blasted my Star Wars calender, Mt. Fuji stick, and pirate hat!

 

[GroovyV]

Damn. What does one do with one dead prostitute... ( dead though,... hooker?)
That, or,
gee, sorry about that left hand dad!

 

[Ixnay1111]

i just blew my maccas coke to hell

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Well... it gives a whole new meaning to "Sex Pistols".

 

[Dwachak]

I hope I hit the comment box, as my monitor has been obliterated, together wit my left speaker and a rather expensive Avatar poster

 

[Legendsmith]

This keyboard cost nearly $400!

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Damnit, a massive chunk of my leg is missing...

 

[kayisking]

Noooooooooooooo, my keyboards dead!!!!!! (yay, now I have an excuse to buy a new one).

 

[blha303]

The bullet skimmed my thigh and lodged in the bed. You're lucky it wasn't the right index finger, that one was scratching my....... nose.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I did like a cheesy point and click at a guy I liked

...oh dear.

 

[Ascarona]

There is now a giant hole in the ceiling, and I'm missing some flesh behind the left side of my temple .

 

[Connellanator]

Damn, there goes a sizeable portion of my right hip, not to mention some probably vital organs...

 

[Hopeless_One]

Oh... oh no.

I was scratching my leg... bye bye legs.

 

[Magnesium360]

I was scratching my head. Well that sucks

 

[Womplord]

I regret my nose picking habit now... At least it won't happen again!