Your left index finger is a gun

[dex-dex]

I would have clipped my computer screen, my friend's arm and scared the shit out of everyone in the room.

( i am in my college's general room filled with computers)

 

[Unrulyhandbag]

My broadband modem. So I can't answer you.

 

[rstank77]

spirit gun!!!

 

[Eumersian]

I just killed my roommate. Wonderful. How am I supposed to explain this to the mellophone section?

 

[sidhe3141]

Had my finger next to my face.

>Action?Coup de grace
>Target?Self
>Weaponistol
>Attack of opportunity provoked: Use of ranged weapon
>No creatures with sufficient reach.
>Obtaining weapon data... Please wait...
>Base damage:3d6
>Critical hit:x2
>Roll:6d6(19)
>HP:-14
>Sidhe3141 has fallen!
>Roll new character (Y/N)?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Your left index finger is a gun which just fired. how much damage have you done?

My nose! My goddam nose!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Well, I just shot myself in the leg. Great.

I suppose I don't need the leg to continue living, but still, ow.

 

[strum4h]

good thing I had the safety on.

 

[Sabreblade]

I don't have a left index finger.

 

[C95J]

considering I was scratching my eye at the time... not good

 

[T-Bone24]

Ow, my brain...

I am dead. I have been shot. By myself.

 

[pendragon177]

Just skinned my neck and broke a picture frame. Should have had the safety on.

 

[the rabidrabit]

Oh no! My friends nose! Why didn't I listen to my Mom!
"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose."

 

[Mechsoap]

shot through a bowl of musli, NOO MUSLI! YOU WHERE TO GOOD TO BE DEAD!

 

[Decum]

Shit, i just destroyed my computer cable, the only one i have that powers both my monitor and pc...while smoking might i add.

 

[imnot]

My poor mouse...

 

[Koeryn]

Considering it would only constitute... Oh, a barrel-less .22short (at the most, I have relatively small hands), I've probably got a chunk of lead lodged in my knee. Extremely painful, I'm gonna need surgery.

 

[Plurralbles]

My head's gone... ass. Well... at least the ear and that channel that goes from ear down teh throat... yeah.. that's all shot to hell...

 

[Slangeveld]

This is funny.

For me, I had my index finger and thumb pressed together. So it fired trough my thumb. My thumb is now gone and the bullet lodged somewhere in my upper body, or there's a hole in me and the bullet is behind me in the wall. Missed my mum by an a mere yard.

 

[AngloDoom]

I was just cleaning a new piercing...

...On my nipple.

Ow.