Your left index finger is a gun

[Epailes]

Great, I just shot my light, now im sitting in darkness, with a hole in my roof, and it's raining....thanks...

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Ah! My touchpad!

Yup, i'm a lefty ^_^

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Dont 4chan me escapist.

I know, right. This place claims to be better than 4chan, but then threads like this one and the 'object to your left is a weapon', ideas lifted directly from /b/, gets hundreds of replies.

Hypocritical much?'

 

[Thirsk]

A black, smoking hole is now right beside my computer screen, just above my speakers. Phew.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I blew out a window.

 

[Chronarch]

I just spirit-gunned some of my hair and the ceiling.

 

[Palademon]

I accidently killed several Japanese investigators who just gave me their identities as I joked about how Kira could kill them.

 

[Something Amyss]

I just shot through my wall or window, not sure which. If the former, I need repairs. If the latter, I might have killed someone outside or across the street.

 

[mrdude2010]

my trackpad is fucked

 

[Jovlo]

I blew a hole in the floor, a few centimetres away from my left foot.

 

[Ymbirtt]

Twice, now, I have read the title of this thread while scratching my face, and my left index finger has ended up in exactly the same place each time. This is irritating.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'll never smell again.

 

[Polaris19]

Destroyed my labtop (NOOOOOOOOOO!) and given my left leg around the kneecap area a moderate bullet wound.

 

[Reynard Wrecce]

Not too bad, straight through the floor. Mind you, the boiler room's underneath, so I fear we could be without hot water or worse...

 

[binvjoh]

I would blow a hole in my keyboard and desk, other than that I'd be fine.

I'll never smell again.

Aw man, that one cracked me up.

 

[FamoFunk]

Just blew up my whole kitchen, now I can't make a sammich

 

[HT_Black]

I just shot a hard-to-see patch of wall beneath my desk; with any luck, I killed a rat or two. So really, f**k all.

 

[MarcusD357]

*is dead after accidentally shooting self in the head with newly aquired finger gun*

 

[Bobzer77]

Right through my abdomen... worryingly close to the business end of my body.

Not that business,

that business.



[small] I'm talking about my reproductive organs[/small]

 

[beeejay]

i just blew off my lower jaw.
or more accurately
"i 'ush ew off eye ower aw"