Your 'line'

[Faulty Turmoil]

I've got three.

1."You fool/freak." Depending on what happened

2."Could be worse.. You could be in bruges."

3."What.The.Fuck..."

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

That's what Gandhi said!

 

[EeveeElectro]

It'll be reet!
At Christmas, my finger went green and my boyfriend was like OMGOMGOGMGOGMGOMGOMG, I just said, "it'll be reet!"
And it was!

 

[nolongerhere]

"No shit, Sherlock."

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

"No shit, Sherlock."

I forgot about that one.

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

Well, I say "so's your face" alot.

This

And...
1)"Hefty"
2)"I'm gonna go with (yes/no/maybe)"
3)"Hands up if you don't give a crap" (Raises hand)
4)"Quite/Indeed/Spiffing/Rather/Any other cliché upper-class phrase"

And I'm also unashamed to announce that I am a compulsive "That's What She Said"-er.

 

[dthvirus]

Incidentally, I have a habit of beginning sentences with, "Incidentally..."

 

[FactualSquirrel]

This

And...
1)"Hefty"
2)"I'm gonna go with (yes/no/maybe)"
3)"Hands up if you don't give a crap" (Raises hand)
4)"Quite/Indeed/Spiffing/Rather/Any other cliché upper-class phrase"

And I'm also unashamed to announce that I am a compulsive "That's What She Said"-er.

Oh yeah, that to, and I love saying "I bet I stopped listening before you did" if there's 2 of us listening to a boring story, or "yeah, I'm gonna have to go with no" when someone says something really stupid.

I also love sarcastic clapping, although that's not really a phrase.

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

you know what the best part is? Things can only get worse.

 

[ilikepie59]

If I drop/spill/break something.

Me: Oops...
Someone else: What?
Me: Nothing...

The second line is optional, and usually excluded. Even if I'm by myself and I do such a thing, I'll mutter "oops, nothing" to myself

 

[Sark]

YOU'VE JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!

 

[JohanGasMask]

sometimes when something funny and out of no wear happens while im playing games with my friends i shout "Oh my god what the shit" and we have a ton of "what the shit" moments.

 

[manicfoot]

My friend says "let's drown this baby up a notch!" when he's psyched to do something.

 

[Ben Jamin]

"Nice dude!" Followed by a high five.
or "That is the worst fucking idea i have ever heard in my entire life"

 

[Simalacrum]

Well, out of the many, MANY wierd things I say, if any one of them was to be a tagline, it would have to be:

"hug? "

(with the smiley and everything)

 

[Jubbsy]

When playint Splinter Cell. Main character is named Sam Fisher.

*kills badguy*

"You've just been caught by the Fisher."

 

[Ekonk]

Goddammit, the english language has so many great lines, that, when translated to dutch, lose their awesomeness. God fucking dammit.

 

[Joshroom]

"Mmhee, what can you do?" with a shrug
General response to any insults aimed at the way I or someone else acts.

 

[Florion]

You're just being racist

"Man, Army of Two is so shit"

"You're just being racist"

Mine's pretty close to that: "Is that a RACIST comment?"

It's also the best way to win at The Question Game, because everybody feels a need to defend themselves from that accusation. :3

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

Huh? Seriously? do you mean that? Cake! (Its much funnier in Norwegian, then its Hæ? Seriøst? mener du det? Kake!)

or

I KNOW! (in the same way Christopher Titus says it in his "Norman Rockwell is bleeding dvd")

or

(shouting) NO U!

or

(while looking at jailbait) Loli-time! (btw in Norway the legal age is 16, so it is really Loli-time)