Your List of Rules to the World?

[zHellas]

Like a set of rules that you've formed over the course of your current lifetime from your experiences, thoughts, beliefs, etc.

Mine:

1.) People are stupid.
2.) There are exceptions to every rule.

 

[zHellas]

Always wear a raincoat.

Don't forget to bring a towel.

Ah, yes! The towel! I wanted a blanket...

 

[Flames66]

Always carry a multi-tool.
Relax, don't rush.

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

Pie and Icecream are the only suitable breakfast options.

 

[BabySinclair]

Don't Panic

 

[ma55ter_fett]

If she's dated and f***ed five guys before the age of 20, she's no good for you man.

 

[DM master]

As soon as you think youve packed everything, Look for your toothbrush

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Whoever smelt it dealt it.
It hasn't filled until it's spilled.
If a guy thinks a girl likes him then she doesn't.
Don't forget to bring a towel.
Don't drink more than you can handle.
Never give up on your dreams.
If you've never doubted yourself you're wrong.
If you don't regret anything then you have lived an boring and uneventful life.
Someone can usually hear you.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Always bring hand wipes.

 

[DasUberCow]

As soon as you think youve packed everything, Look for your toothbrush

That one's awesome and true.

Abide the Dude.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Always bring hand wipes.

I don't want to know how you learned that one Goaty.

 

[InnerRebellion]

1. Everyone is out to get me.
2. Everyone younger than 14 is stupid.
3. Women are confusing, but we need that confusion.
4. Never trust a bearded lady.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

Ahem.
Don't mix food.
Don't pretend you're black, *****.
Don't give the finger to every asshole on the street. Just some very specific ones.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Always bring hand wipes.

I don't want to know how you learned that one Goaty.

Oh God, that story hurt like hell.

Also, your hair is FREAKING AWESOME!

 

[Rolling Thunder]

1. Be nice, or we'll fucking kill you.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

If you don't regret anything then you have lived an boring and uneventful life.

Ha!
Sten's was better:
"You either have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life to know nothing of regret."