The world hates me. That and doors. Doors are my greatest enemy, they seem to always find someway to hurt me at least once a day.
Your List of Rules to the World?
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1) Everybody lies.
2) No exceptions.
Also, rule 3) When all else fails, crowbar the fucker.
[SUB]Just had to.[/SUB]
2) No exceptions.
Also, rule 3) When all else fails, crowbar the fucker.
[SUB]Just had to.[/SUB]
Let it be clear, these are some rules I guide my life by:
1) You can talk rationally with one intelligent person, not with a stupid mob.
2) Don't trust politicians.
3) Use words in an argument, apply fists when necessary.
4) Don't use reason with religious people, just ignore them.
5) Love your Girl more than anything.
6) Medics can fix broken bones, so don't be afraid.
1) You can talk rationally with one intelligent person, not with a stupid mob.
2) Don't trust politicians.
3) Use words in an argument, apply fists when necessary.
4) Don't use reason with religious people, just ignore them.
5) Love your Girl more than anything.
6) Medics can fix broken bones, so don't be afraid.
You ninjad me zHellas...
But hes another set...
1)Disturbed is awesome(proven fact,the man that discovered that-Me
)
2)Dont trust idiots >.>
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3)Even though 1 may believe something different,that doesnt mean their stupid,just most of them are for different reasons.
But hes another set...
1)Disturbed is awesome(proven fact,the man that discovered that-Me
)2)Dont trust idiots >.>
<.<
3)Even though 1 may believe something different,that doesnt mean their stupid,just most of them are for different reasons.
1) every human is a potential enemy.
2)"friends" are the greatest enemies of them all.
3)do not be fooled by the fact that you know yourself, every one has a dormant beast within us.
4)denying your flaws as a human will only breed arrogance and infect your mind with delusional beliefs.
5)optimism is the biggest killer to those who view pessimism as a bad thing.
2)"friends" are the greatest enemies of them all.
3)do not be fooled by the fact that you know yourself, every one has a dormant beast within us.
4)denying your flaws as a human will only breed arrogance and infect your mind with delusional beliefs.
5)optimism is the biggest killer to those who view pessimism as a bad thing.
Pre-order a very expensive funeral
but seriously
there is no such thing as unconditionally hating another human being
there is a bold line between kindness and foolishness
there comes a time where authority figures must be overthrown in order to become a man
you will never know if you were insane
difficulty is subjective
there is a fine line between caring and patronizing
everybody has problems and everyone has dreams, help them overcome their problems to achieve their dreams and they may have a favour or two for you
being TOO smart takes the magic away
but seriously
there is no such thing as unconditionally hating another human being
there is a bold line between kindness and foolishness
there comes a time where authority figures must be overthrown in order to become a man
you will never know if you were insane
difficulty is subjective
there is a fine line between caring and patronizing
everybody has problems and everyone has dreams, help them overcome their problems to achieve their dreams and they may have a favour or two for you
being TOO smart takes the magic away
Except that regret is pointless. The trick is to learn from those experiences so that you don't repeat them. That's my rule, the past cannot be undone or changed so pinning over it is pointless and a waste of time; instead learn from your experiences and focus on what you must do in the here & now.Cpt_Oblivious said:
if something's worth doing someone would have done it already
everything always tends to work out in the end, whether for the better or the worse is yet to be decided.
hope is the first step towards disappointment
everyone you ever loved or cared about will leave you or die
and one personal favourite quote of mine (that isn't really related but i guess you can kinda relate it to the topic if you try) "one death is a tragedy, one million deaths is a statistic."-Joseph Stalin
So as you can see I'm very optimistic
everything always tends to work out in the end, whether for the better or the worse is yet to be decided.
hope is the first step towards disappointment
everyone you ever loved or cared about will leave you or die
and one personal favourite quote of mine (that isn't really related but i guess you can kinda relate it to the topic if you try) "one death is a tragedy, one million deaths is a statistic."-Joseph Stalin
So as you can see I'm very optimistic
1. People are generally stupid
2. People who often say "Life isn't easy" are only making it true by making things difficult
3. It doesn't matter who you are, losing the game will piss you off
4. Your friends aren't those you love, just the ones you hate the least
5. Taking sardonic posts too seriously is bad for your health
2. People who often say "Life isn't easy" are only making it true by making things difficult
3. It doesn't matter who you are, losing the game will piss you off
4. Your friends aren't those you love, just the ones you hate the least
5. Taking sardonic posts too seriously is bad for your health
1. A little bit of manners isn't to hard to ask.
2. It is true that people can be stupid, I mean really stupid but every once in a while a human being may cough up some form of intelligence.
3. Don't panic. (Yes I know this was said before, but I agree with them.)
4. If you work for it, then expect good things to happen to you. Also keep in mind that this isn't always the case, so be ready for disappointment, douchebaggery and criticism.
2. It is true that people can be stupid, I mean really stupid but every once in a while a human being may cough up some form of intelligence.
3. Don't panic. (Yes I know this was said before, but I agree with them.)
4. If you work for it, then expect good things to happen to you. Also keep in mind that this isn't always the case, so be ready for disappointment, douchebaggery and criticism.
No matter what you're doing, you're doing it wrong.
If you see a friendly-looking link on the internet, it's either a rickroll or a one-way trip to the offended page.
If they want it, they have to earn it; same with you.
If you're going to do it, do it right. Then do it better. Then become the best.
If your curses outweigh your blessings, become a masochist.
The best thing to persecute is yourself.
Your perversions, much like your talents, should be kept discreet.
There ya go.
If you see a friendly-looking link on the internet, it's either a rickroll or a one-way trip to the offended page.
If they want it, they have to earn it; same with you.
If you're going to do it, do it right. Then do it better. Then become the best.
If your curses outweigh your blessings, become a masochist.
The best thing to persecute is yourself.
Your perversions, much like your talents, should be kept discreet.
There ya go.