Your most dangerous snack

[Ryokugax]

Scientists have now discovered that the most dangerous biscuit readily available in shops is the custard cream.

Do any of you lot have interesting stories about snacks that have harmed you in some way? I'm not talking about allergies though.

I'm looking for people to post types of snack that have harmed them in some way, caused accidents or generally hurt them.

 

[Legion]

You should probably elaborate. The discovery was that the snack with the most incidents was the 'custard cream' it is not actually lethal in itself. People just seem to like hurting others or themselves with them on purpose or by accident.

 

[Ryokugax]

I know I should elaborate but I liked the idea of throwing out the expression "CUSTARD CREAMS ARE DANGEROUS" without people calling for help at the sight of me.

 

[wewontdie11]

I know I should elaborate but I liked the idea of throwing out the expression "CUSTARD CREAMS ARE DANGEROUS" without people calling for help at the sight of me.

If you have basis for this I think we should start an awareness campaign about the dangers of custard creams. Many people may not be aware of this and can be at risk from their crunchy goodness.

 

[PartyMonkey]

A big bar of chocolate is pretty dangerous if you go to weight watchers....you may get attacked for it.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

I know I should elaborate but I liked the idea of throwing out the expression "CUSTARD CREAMS ARE DANGEROUS" without people calling for help at the sight of me.

After reading that, I can confirm that Tea is highly dangerous, and can cause choking.

 

[Ryokugax]

If you have basis for this I think we should start an awareness campaign about the dangers of custard creams. Many people may not be aware of this and can be at risk from their crunchy goodness.

One of the greatest risks is buying low-cost custard creams, custard creams which lack the power to stand up to the high temperature of tea or coffee and as a result, crumble into the tasty drink, creating a choking hazard when you drink...or worse, a scalding hazard, should you attempt to recover your biscuit.

 

[the_dancy_vagrant]

Heh, it's only a matter of time before they ban them for being dangerous. Though I have to admit, I'm curious as to what makes a bread product dangerous. Do they randomly explode as you eat them or something? I doubt there's a medical history taken at an ER anywhere that reads along the lines of "Patient presented signs of concussion consistent with blunt trauma caused by pastry. Custard creme suspected by EMT, police investigating scene for confirmation."

 

[Ryokugax]

Heh, it's only a matter of time before they ban them for being dangerous. Though I have to admit, I'm curious as to what makes a bread product dangerous. Do they randomly explode as you eat them or something? I doubt there's a medical history taken at an ER anywhere that reads along the lines of "Patient presented signs of concussion consistent with blunt trauma caused by pastry. Custard creme suspected by EMT, police investigating scene for confirmation."

It's not so much the biscuit themselves, it's the fact that they have the highest likelihood of causing accidents. Scientists said so.

 

[ryai458]

a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich with gernades...
Im sorry i dont know what your talking about

 

[Jaranja]

Rusty nail sandwiches and to drink...
Lemon Grenades!

 

[sky14kemea]

Skittles! cause you choke on them when you try to catch them after throwing them in the air T^T

 

[ae86gamer]

Muffins. The crumbs always make me start choking.

Also, grenade filled pie. That's very dangerous.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Yeah, one time I was eating Doritos and suddenly one of them busted a mad slizice on the roof of my mouth. It must've hurt for a whole two minutes!

 

[Christemo]

probably an energy drink like Hustler or Burn. else i really dont know.

 

[RanD00M]

I could eat it forever.

Only problem is that you would clog up your arteries.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Most dangerous are hobnobs. Vicious bastards who will drink your brew before you realise it.

 

[LockHeart]

Pizza with really stringy cheese. That's caused many a choking in my day...

 

[El Poncho]

Well, I have a story the oposite away around, my ear can cut oranges. Fear my ears!

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

cheese on toast every time, you can get grated, burnt in with all kinds of dangerous hot impliments, sauced in the eyes or lungs and then you can drop it anyway ¬¬
i managed to burn myself 3 times making one peice the once and i cut myself with a knife going from corner to corner.
worth it.