Your most dangerous snack

[Nevyrmoore]

Well, I have a story the oposite away around, my ear can cut oranges. Fear my ears!

What.

No, seriously. What.

 

[Proteus214]

I could easily go through a five pound bag of Gummi Bears without even thinking about it. Keep those damn things away from me!

I was also put in the hospital after eating some Nutella. Turns out I'm allergic to hazelnut.

 

[Zac_Dai]

Now you mention it I remember having a custard cream fight as a kid.

They are like the shurikens of the biscuit world.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

I was once hit on the head by a bottle of beer (or bender snack) dropped from a second story window, luckily I was drunk so I dident really feel it until the next day, when I decided to let the cut on my head and the pounding hangover fight it out to decide which was making me most miserable.

 

[El Poncho]

Well, I have a story the oposite away around, my ear can cut oranges. Fear my ears!

What.

No, seriously. What.

Well, I had an orange thrown at me it hit my ear then bam it's cut in half.

 

[Ryokugax]

Most dangerous are hobnobs. Vicious bastards who will drink your brew before you realise it.

Ahh, another Peter Kay fan This pleases me.

 

[dstryfe]

Well...not sure if this counts, but my friend and I once had egg nog and pickled peppers as a snack at school. Interestingly enough, only he got sick, but it was enough so that when another of our friends came out to find us, he rounded a corner, slipped on the puke and crushed his head on said corner.

 

[TheMatt]

Hasn;t hurt me yet but I can feel the heart disease growing.

Spaghetti sauce in a bowl, nuke it for 1min. Add shredded cheese, it'll half melt. Add enough cheese so that is sort of a slurry type thing. back in the micro for 40 seconds.. You now have an orangey stew. Dip bread in it and eat.

Fricken delicious.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

a stick of butter coated in sugar with chocolate drizzle.
Heart stopping good.

and
deep fried butter balls.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Pop Rocks and soda. Perhaps the most diabolical combination known to man.

 

[Ryokugax]

Pop Rocks and soda. Perhaps the most diabolical combination known to man.

I don't know whether or not it's just UK poprocks being shit, but that doesn't do anything over here.

 

[Ryokugax]

Hasn;t hurt me yet but I can feel the heart disease growing.

Spaghetti sauce in a bowl, nuke it for 1min. Add shredded cheese, it'll half melt. Add enough cheese so that is sort of a slurry type thing. back in the micro for 40 seconds.. You now have an orangey stew. Dip bread in it and eat.

Fricken delicious.

That sounds heart-stoppingly worthy of the title "Edible for the Scottish"

 

[titanium turtle]

custard creams are only lethal in the hands of a trained professional