"Your Mum"

[tk1989]

It only works with "Yo momma so fat / dumb / ugly.." jokes. It can't be a single response.

Nah, you dont need to use ur momma jokes. Just saying "Ur Ma!!!" is sufficient enough as a form of defamation of character in todays society

 

[lazy_bum]

the best way i've found to combat this sort of thing to just respond "your point?" usually stops them dead, if they do give u a point you can just say "and?" its great, they get really confused and eventually give up.

 

[Biek]

Dont you get it? "Your mom!" is the perfect counter to win any debate!

yeah. wel... your mom!

ha!

 

[khululy]

Well I know my mother well enough to know that most of these jokes are just futile attempts to harm me.
So I'm like... "weak dude. seriously."
and that's about it.
It's just not very creative.
ok some of them are funny but willingly trying to insult someone through it's mother is just a cheapshot.
but it will not keep me awake at night.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Hey, don't use retarded to replace stupid. I hate that just as "your mum"

THANK YOU. I made a New Year's resolution to eradicate that word from my vocabulary, instead replacing it with "ridiculous" or something more fitting. If only others would do the same with it, along with using "gay" as a derogatory word.

Anyway, people around me have stopped using "your mom" a long time ago, probably since they realize just how dumb it really is.

I use gay as derogatory word and I use retarded as a derogatory term.

Why? Weill when I call someone gay as an insult I'm not using the definition of the that corresponds to homosexuality. If I call someone retarded then I'm calling them retarded. I don't see the problem there. Idiot and moron used to be medical terms as well.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

We should stop saying "Your Mother" and instead say some of the following:
A.) Your Cerebral cortex.
1.) Your genetic molecular structure.
*.) Your x-chromosomes.

 

[orc33]

i vote for A.)

 

[lazy_bum]

i vote for A.)

i Second that vote lol

 

[Unknower]

Recently a person has been saying this alot around me and mainly for nothing
now i got no problem with that sine who ever thinks this is a insult is just ignorant and retarded but when this person just so happens to be my BROTHER !!!

yes thats right my own brother is using "Your Mum" against me most of the time for nothing

At least he hasn't said that you're a son of a... nonrespectable lady?

 

[I III II X4]

We should stop saying "Your Mother" and instead say some of the following:
A.) Your Cerebral cortex.
1.) Your genetic molecular structure.
*.) Your x-chromosomes.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I'm hoping this thread will sweep the net

Your mum will sweep the net.

zing.

 

[Areani]

When somebody says "Your mom!" around me it's usually just for fun, but it's more common that when for example somebody says "(whatever) sucks!" someone answers: "What did you say your mom does?"

 

[Doug]

Isn't it "Yo Mama!" not "Your mum?" Or am I confused? Anyway, "Yo Mama so polite she's a really delightful person."

 

[Mask of 1000 Faces]

I'm hoping this thread will sweep the net causing this phrase to never be repeated again for the good of all mankind

It's doomed to fail.

And hey, if it annoys you, just ignore it.

In the long run, being ignored will do terrible things to his head.

I personally would punch him in the face, but he's not my brother, so that would be a breach. For whatever reason my little brother laughs his butt off when I punch him. I've never seen the kid cry.