Your own league (also, first thread)

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Alex Mercer(Combat)
Trevor Belmont(Specialty)
Thor(Power)
Deadpool(Awesomeness)
Optimus Prime(More awesomeness)
Stinky Diver(Sneakiness)
Ky Kiske(Cool French Guy, Magic)
Micheal Clarke Duncan(Voice)
Mark Harmon as their leader

...Yeah...

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

The Joker.
Satan.
A clown named Rodney.
Bruce Willis.
Scooby Doo.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Maxi, Liberty Prime, Deadpool, Soap, Neonbob, Ronnie James Dio, Darth Revan, Alex Mercer, Big Daddy, and Tank.

Damn I should have said Revan!

 

[Neonbob]

Maxi, Liberty Prime, Deadpool, Soap, Neonbob, Ronnie James Dio, Darth Revan, Alex Mercer, Big Daddy, and Tank.

I'm...I'm on your team? Sweet! But why?

 

[Birras]

Name-Role-Qualifications

Chuck Norris-Team Leader-Because he's Chuck Norris

Mr. T-Assault Specialist-Because he's Mr. T, foo'! Now cut the jibba-jabba!

Scorpion-SpecOps-Fatality, Scorpion Wins, Flawless Victory

Abraham Lincoln-Negotiations-Negotiated his way out of Hell

The Predator-Weapons Specalist/Recon-Cloaking, several arsenals worth of weaponry

Soap MacTavish-Sniper Support-Ex-SAS Sergeant, has several confirmed kills, most of which from sniper rifles.

Jean-Luc Picard-Tactics-Assaulted and destroyed a much larger and advanced ship (Borg Cube) without lasting damage.

Gentlemen, this is the Birra Assault, Defence And Sabatoge Squadron, aka B.A.D.A.S.S. They are Birra's best, and can destroy entire armies without breaking a sweat.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Um,

God

He built the world, AND HE CAN DESTROY IT!

 

[Neonbob]

Maxi, Liberty Prime, Deadpool, Soap, Neonbob, Ronnie James Dio, Darth Revan, Alex Mercer, Big Daddy, and Tank.

I'm...I'm on your team? Sweet! But why?

You, me and Maxi work quite well together. Plus Tank likes your company.

Tank:"Tank like whales. Tank try to hug whale, but whale not hug back. Whenever Tank try to hug friends, friends shoot Tank. Tank only want love before he crushes you."

Nice. Two positives! I can sleep well tonight.

 

[a stranger]

there are only 5 members of my team one being held by myself of course and the other 4 spot is held by a ICBM

 

[Azazcyh]

Ok now for the guy who picked Jesus and Buddha. King Tut alone can hold down Jesus, Buddha, Satan, and all those dudes. So I canceled pretty much your whole list right there. Then Miyamoto would take care of entire armies alone. Cheng I Sao could handle lists of leagues on her own and all Chinese leaguers. Copernicus can hold down Newton and Einstein. Bacon knows what's going on at all times. And Bond is the double agent that can destroy any league from the inside and turn any female leaguer over to his side.

That was a bit of a dick move. Besides your King Tut is no match for the Super Best Friends.

Cookie if you get the reference.

 

[axlr4]

hanna montana
jabu the hut
betty white
obama leader
shoe chimpokomon
regular zombie
oprah
samul l jackson
amigo
back seat man alter ego front seat man
shit pickell
peter griffin
random hobo
godzzila
licker

THE OMEGA TEAM

 

[Timewave Zero]

My League? Um, here's it...

Arnold Shwarzenegger (1980/90's version) as we might need encouragement on getting to dah choppah (whoever gets that reference will have my undying love for all time until after Cthulhu eats the universe.)

Chuck Norris, BECAUSE, that's why.

Albert Einstein.

The Unknown Soldier (I don't know why...)

Conan the Barbarian (Robert E. Howard's character from the books, not the movie version.)

Randolph Carter (The guy survived Lovecraft's fucking Dreamland! That's hard-fucking-core!)

Naked Zombie Sean Connery. Exactly.

Thomas Edison (because we can.)

Iron Man.

Johnny Cash for music and awesomeness.

Merlin the Wizard.

Q from Star Trek.

Marcus Fenix from GoW series.

Jackie Estacado from The Darkness.

Afro Samurai.

Sam 'Serious' Stone.

Dr. Manhattan.

A monkey.

Yahtzee. Oh yes.

 

[War Penguin]

My League? Um, here's it...

Arnold Shwarzenegger (1980/90's version) as we might need encouragement on getting to dah choppah (whoever gets that reference will have my undying love for all time until after Cthulhu eats the universe.)

Predator.
Predator, right?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The League of Your Ass Being Handed To You

1. Me

2. Goku

3. Yusuke Urameshi

4. Kenshin Himura

5. Spike Spiegal

6. Chi Chi

7. Dante

I think we'll live up to our name.

 

[Timewave Zero]

My League? Um, here's it...

Arnold Shwarzenegger (1980/90's version) as we might need encouragement on getting to dah choppah (whoever gets that reference will have my undying love for all time until after Cthulhu eats the universe.)

Predator.
Predator, right?

Yes! So, um, I suppose you have my undying love until after Cthulhu eats the universe...yeah...Ahem.

 

[War Penguin]

My League? Um, here's it...

Arnold Shwarzenegger (1980/90's version) as we might need encouragement on getting to dah choppah (whoever gets that reference will have my undying love for all time until after Cthulhu eats the universe.)

Predator.
Predator, right?

Yes! So, um, I suppose you have my undying love until after Cthulhu eats the universe...yeah...Ahem.

Ia, Ia, Cthulhu F'tahgan. (that's how you spell it right?)
If it's too awkward let's just be friends.

 

[Ripshot]

The league of Clover:
Okami
Viewtiful Joe
Gene
and throw in Raz for giggles

 

[JRCB]

Master Chief
Gordon Freeman
Bruce Lee
Chun Li
Cameron (From The Sarah Connor Chronicles)

And a pimped-out short bus

 

[Timewave Zero]

Cthulhu fhtagn indeed!
Yeah, lets just be friends. It might be easiert that way!

 

[dragonburner]

Morgon Freeman
Kratos
Darth Vader
Mr. T
Sigfried (Soul Calibur)
Peter Griffin

 

[HotShooter]

Jak and Daxter for tactical fighting
Mr. T for strength and maintaining high morale
A giant liger to ride on and for magic spells
Myself because it is something to do
Some REALLY drunk girls to....um....keep are "spirits" up.