your own planet.

[Guitar Gamer]

I graciously accept, as Id rather be 6th in command out of whatever number than be at the mercy of the the invaders. I also accept your deciding to offer me Italy and Greece(as both countries have gorgeous women) In return I shall share with you and the other commanders the secret to growing the dopest dope you'll ever smoke

this person from British Columbia doubts that

but that amused me so you also get every country adjacent to Italy and Greece excluding France

 

[1gremlyn1]

i'd hope they're less advanced tecchnologica;;y, and set myself up as leader of a new religion, or even the god as well

 

[Mr Companion]

If they were small, weaker creatures than I it would be dictator time. If they were stronger than I it would be fun to be a prophet of alien wisdom of mankind. If they were more clever than me AND stronger than me I would leave immediately and gain all the credit for finding a new planet.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Call it Heranus for a few weeks of laughs with wordplay.

 

[IamQ]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Cookie for reference.

Clerks. Think it was the second one.

Edit: Curses! Ninjad again!

 

[escapistrules]

if any one feels like creating a map of the planet, feel free. it would be interesting. especially if its the war between idealistcommi and demented teddy.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I graciously accept, as Id rather be 6th in command out of whatever number than be at the mercy of the the invaders. I also accept your deciding to offer me Italy and Greece(as both countries have gorgeous women) In return I shall share with you and the other commanders the secret to growing the dopest dope you'll ever smoke

this person from British Columbia doubts that

but that amused me so you also get every country adjacent to Italy and Greece excluding France

I also accept Switzerland, Austria, Albania, Macedonia, Turkey, Bulgaria, and Slovenia. Just curious but by adjcent do countries across the water form mine count? if so I also accept the following countries(so long as they haven't been promised to one of your other commanders) Tunisia, Libya and spain. If not I recant(or tackback) my accepting of those last three countries

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Planet Bob,
(Cookie for reference.)

Rule it in a nice, chaotic-goodly laid back manner

The home of Quail Man and Quail Dog, heroes from the mind/sketchbook of Doug from Hey Doug. Can I has mah cookie now?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I graciously accept, as Id rather be 6th in command out of whatever number than be at the mercy of the the invaders. I also accept your deciding to offer me Italy and Greece(as both countries have gorgeous women) In return I shall share with you and the other commanders the secret to growing the dopest dope you'll ever smoke

this person from British Columbia doubts that

but that amused me so you also get every country adjacent to Italy and Greece excluding France

I also accept Switzerland, Austria, Albania, Macedonia, Turkey, Bulgaria, and Slovenia. Just curious but by adjcent do countries across the water form mine count? if so I also accept the following countries(so long as they haven't been promised to one of your other commanders) Tunisia, Libya and spain. If not I recant(or tackback) my accepting of those last three countries

sorry you maybe not Libya or Spain

 

[Instant K4rma]

I would ask how many of the lifeforms on the planet have Live, add them to my friends list, then play some Modern Warfare with 'em. Why make big decisions when I'm perfectly content with the little things in life?

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Communism. ALOT OF IT

Whodathough?

And if I discovered it, I'd call you and the rest of the Socialist Gamers Guild up and have you guys help me start a socialist civilization on the planet. Then come back to Earth with stories of that planet's success and convert it to socialism. Then start an interplanetary alliance. It would be fuckin' cool.

 

[Jaranja]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Cookie for reference.

Clerks...2?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I graciously accept, as Id rather be 6th in command out of whatever number than be at the mercy of the the invaders. I also accept your deciding to offer me Italy and Greece(as both countries have gorgeous women) In return I shall share with you and the other commanders the secret to growing the dopest dope you'll ever smoke

this person from British Columbia doubts that

but that amused me so you also get every country adjacent to Italy and Greece excluding France

I also accept Switzerland, Austria, Albania, Macedonia, Turkey, Bulgaria, and Slovenia. Just curious but by adjcent do countries across the water form mine count? if so I also accept the following countries(so long as they haven't been promised to one of your other commanders) Tunisia, Libya and spain. If not I recant(or tackback) my accepting of those last three countries

sorry you maybe not Libya or Spain

I can live with that, also Im curious as to weather or not you have decided who gets Israel/Palistine cause if you haven't rewarded it to anyone(or taken it for yourself) I was thinking I could take it off your hands maybe?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I graciously accept, as Id rather be 6th in command out of whatever number than be at the mercy of the the invaders. I also accept your deciding to offer me Italy and Greece(as both countries have gorgeous women) In return I shall share with you and the other commanders the secret to growing the dopest dope you'll ever smoke

this person from British Columbia doubts that

but that amused me so you also get every country adjacent to Italy and Greece excluding France

I also accept Switzerland, Austria, Albania, Macedonia, Turkey, Bulgaria, and Slovenia. Just curious but by adjcent do countries across the water form mine count? if so I also accept the following countries(so long as they haven't been promised to one of your other commanders) Tunisia, Libya and spain. If not I recant(or tackback) my accepting of those last three countries

sorry you maybe not Libya or Spain

I can live with that, also Im curious as to weather or not you have decided who gets Israel/Palistine cause if you haven't rewarded it to anyone(or taken it for yourself) I was thinking I could take it off your hands maybe?

honestly I have some plans that might not make so appealing anymore.
really big plans

 

[Macgyvercas]

Take a few picture, then leave. Not too thrilled about trying to talk to people that don't understand me. Like trying to run a country of autistic children.

DUDE! Not cool!

Not all children with Autism are crazy you know. In fact, if they have high functioning Autism, most people can't tell that they have Autism in the first place.

For the record, the reason for this is because I myself am Autistic and was relatively calm as a child.

 

[Guy32]

Take a few picture, then leave. Not too thrilled about trying to talk to people that don't understand me. Like trying to run a country of autistic children.

DUDE! Not cool!

Not all children with Autism are crazy you know. In fact, if they have high functioning Autism, most people can't tell that they have Autism in the first place.

For the record, the reason for this is because I myself am Autistic and was relatively calm as a child.

Sorry, I was debating whether or not to post that. Honestly I'm surprised that It took someone that long to get mad at me. I have an 8 year old autistic cousin and I love him, but I can't keep him under control at all when he decides to start acting up... which is so very often -_-. His entire vocabulary consists of about 100 words and reasoning with him can be a pain, but he is incredibly sweet otherwise. My apologizes, I know that not all autistic children are like that, but I haven't had regular contact with many others.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I would become an ambassador, use their technology to enhance myself with godlike powers, leave them and tell them I will return in a years time, go home, gather the support of every man, woman and child on earth design space ships, and rule earth until its time to go back my most alien of people, with my human followers in tow and start my intergalactic alliance, search the galaxy in hope of finding allies and eventually rule the world.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Take a few picture, then leave. Not too thrilled about trying to talk to people that don't understand me. Like trying to run a country of autistic children.

DUDE! Not cool!

Not all children with Autism are crazy you know. In fact, if they have high functioning Autism, most people can't tell that they have Autism in the first place.

For the record, the reason for this is because I myself am Autistic and was relatively calm as a child.

Sorry, I was debating whether or not to post that. Honestly I'm surprised that It took someone that long to get mad at me. I have an 8 year old autistic cousin and I love him, but I can't keep him under control at all when he decides to start acting up... which is so very often -_-. His entire vocabulary consists of about 100 words and reasoning with him can be a pain, but he is incredibly sweet otherwise. My apologizes, I know that not all autistic children are like that, but I haven't had regular contact with many others.

Well, as long as you know not all Autistic children are like that, we're cool. Hell, even I have to admit you do have a point. Good luck with your cousin BTW. Everyone has something that works for calming them down: the trick is finding it.

 

[martin's a madman]

I would be the first to find an alien lifeform.... and fuck it

Cookie for reference.

I think it was Robot Chicken, I've definitely heard that quote though.

 

[avelmen1889]

i would impose myself as godking, and then use them to help us to gtfo this planet.