Your party rules

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

When I party:
1. Get drunk, but not too drunk. Balance loss is comical, lunch loss is gross.
2. If you are wearing a shirt, you are not partying hard enough.
3. ???
4. profit AWESOME!

When I'm a host I have one rule: Don't break things, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

 

[LogieBear]

No rules cept NEVER touch another mans woman, thats just disgracefull

 

[emeraldrafael]

Rules as the guest:
-Know your limit, and push just past it. (you gotta get better so you can take more)
-Always stay sober enough to distinguish man from woman.
-Be the conservative drinker.
-Eat the worm. (its called a pair, and mine of have dropped)
-If it comes to a fight, keep the bottle close. (some people fight dirty)
-After the fight, if you lose, dont cry. (you lost, deal.)
-After the fight, if you win, no blood, no tears. Also, if the wound isnt big enough to slip something in, no stitches needed. (your body is an amazing healer, and scars are cool)

As the Host:
-You are responisible for your guest.
-Your guest is responsible for your stuff.
-ID check
-Sober friends patrol, play peace keeper, and make sure no one snuck in.
-Has to be sober as the host.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I've never hosted a party before, but I'd imagine the rules being:

-Feel free to get shitfaced, but don't bother to bring your car and intend on driving it home until you're sober
(Unless you feel like getting your keys withheld by the sober guests while you get laughed at)

-Bring at least one chick if you're coming with a group.

-The bedrooms are reserved for having sex in, the bathroom and backyard are reserved for puking, and the shed in the back yard is reserved for hot-boxing

-No arsonists please.

Now I have to host a party that would need these rules....

 

[Actual]

Never rub another man's rhubarb.
Only party if you're happy. No-one likes an angry or maudlin drunk.

 

[Billion Backs]

Mixing energy drinks with serious alcohol is fucking retarded. There's a reason it's not advised, dude, and I've seen a couple of people drop from that pretty good.

Also, if you're going to puke, make sure it doesn't happen at your own house. Too bothersome to clean up, let your friends (preferably someone you don't care about, a stranger, or what not) do it instead, in their house. Bwahah.

But, seriously, overdrinking is lame. Know your limits and try not to work up a fucking headache next morning, especially if you're going to go to work or school.

[small] Stick to weed and maybe a few shots or a couple of beers, no headache and plenty of fun. [/small]

Unless you're trying to get laid. And while one night stands are a fine thing, you should understand all the possible outcomes and always carry around condoms. And, uh, don't bother if you're really stoned. If you're a guy, at least.

And perhaps more on topic, NEVER HOST A PARTY FOR MORE THEN MAYBE A DOZEN OF PEOPLE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. Seriously. It probably ain't worth it, especially if they puke all over the place. Save your home for trusted buddies.

 

[-Samurai-]

I don't have any rules for parties. I just act how I normally would and do the things I normally do. I'm one of those normal drunks. The kind you can only tell is drunk by the look in his eye. My speech is normal and so is my coordination. My thought process goes unchanged.

If I had to have at least one rule, it would be;

- If you plan to drink, bring at least one alcoholic beverage.
I hate those people that show up to drink, but refuse to contribute.

 

[molester jester]

Rule 1: Drink more

And that is about it.

 

[vento 231]

Yes,
#1. Men drink hard alcohol, no martinis.
#2. Have a good wing man.
#3. Never allow your friends to bring a camera.
#4. Red and blue lights are code for hop the neighbors fence.
#5. Bring bottle opener belt buckle!

 

[LewsTherin]

1. Thou shalt not be affected by alcohol before 9:30

2. Thou shalt not allow fruit juices, soda beverages, or any such nonsense to touch thy scotch whiskey.

3. Thou shalt prop your buddy up in a good position to not suffocate if he is inebriated.

4. Thou shalt not leave your buddy out on the lawn, in someones room, or in the bathroom alone if they are inebriated.

5. Thou shalt not wreck your friend's night by becoming inebriated first.

6.Thou shalt not converse with the opposite gender if thou art well done over. This shall only lead to one embarrassing oneself.

7. If the police show up, think about leaving within the next 2-3 hours, less if they've been in beforehand.

 

[Marter]

Um...never been to a party before, so I dont have any.

You and me both Julian...

 

[Tartarga]

These are my party rules.
1) No people aloud. No exceptions.

My parties suck.

 

[Gudrests]

Rule #1 and the only rule to tell yourself when getting more and more drunk. Im not getting drunk. Im getting awsome!.......and proceed with your mission of drinking and "trying" to get some

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Never leave until the booze is gone.

I like that!

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

Rule 1: Drink alcohol straight.
Rule 2: Find a girl and have a good night.
If Rule 2 cannot be fulfilled, find a different party.
Rule 3: Do not get too drunk, as this may cause difficulties down the road.
Rule 4: The party is only as rowdy as you are.

 

[Rarhnor]

Um...never been to a party before, so I dont have any.

Go to one? Mind you, Julian, but I didn't expect that you've never been to a party...

My rules?
No alcohol
No chicks
NO, absolutely NO, dancing

 

[GrinningManiac]

1. Don't drink a drop
2. Manipulate, take advantage of and use every drunk automaton around you.

Works like a charm, for whatever purpose. Whether "scoring", making friends fall out with other friends you hate, etc.

 

[Sronpop]

Rule 1: Don't talk about party rules
Rule 2: DON'T talk about party rules
Rule 3: There are no rules, woooooo
Rule 4: No feet on the couch, we just had it cleaned.

 

[Brandon237]

Not at the age where parties contain enough alcohol to drown a small village in the middle of the sahara Freakin' desert, but they Would be:

Don't get zozzled, ever. I'm overly responsible yes, but I don't like the idea of being drunk.
Don't be that guy who gets knocked out.
Don't start a fight, if things start getting dodgy, just go. It ain't worth the effort.
Make sure friends don't get drunk either, not badly anyway.

If I'm hosting, it will only be a small group of friends. No more rules needed there.

 

[Sronpop]

I love those type of belts, in reality though they are less than ideal. Sure it looks cool and you can open the odd beer with it. But soon enough you will end up with a crotch soaked in beer and your nuts will be sore from that one really drunk chick who 'missed' with her bottle. And yes I speak from experience.