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Soviet Heavy

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Describe what Hell will be like if you ever ended up there.

My personal version of hell would be animated by Terry Gilliam.
 

Worgen

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tea party dumb asses get a pres in
 

Kpt._Rob

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A Walmart where you have to sit in the middle of the store trying to fix a computer with a broken internet connection... for the rest of eternity. And probably there's some country music playing over the speakers.
 

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Worgen said:
tea party dumb asses get a pres in
I think the best they'll be able to do is get seats in the House and Senate, and even those candidates are real "tea party" people. Most likely just wanted support to get in.

OT: My Hell would be me having no middle fingers, stuck in a room of condescending vegans talking about global warming and how not eating meat makes them better.
 

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An eternity long documentary about everything I was ever wrong about. Religion would be most of it, because I'm not Christian.

Personally, an eternity of having to play Modern Warfare 2 against 1337 gamers, Em Ell Gees, and 8 year olds. And they ALL have noob tube.(Not grenade launcher, literal newbie tossing explosives. That 1-hit kill. And explode.)

Alternatively, a world dominated by anti-video gamers.
 

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I think of an endless staircase which I'm told leads to Heaven.

As I climb, exactly one flight down is a gaping flaming mouth like the clown mouth doors in carnivals which climbs each step as I do, but if I fall, it sits waiting for me...

If and when I die again, I simply awake back on the spot from where I fell, and with the exact same amount of exhaustion that I felt when I collapsed and fell to my death.

The thing that keeps me climbing is the fact that Heaven is always teasingly close. Above the next flight, or in times or despair, just over the next few steps.

I think amnesia would need to be in order, or at least partially, so I don't absolutely know that it's all for naught.

That is real hell.
 

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Somewhere were all happiness has been trained from my body. It's a terrible feeling, and living forever like that would be far worse than death.
 

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Lots of religious people(of many different faiths) bitching about how their god was the one true god and they shouldn't be there. Would drive me nuts.
 

Ishadus

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Floating in endless blackness. No sensory information at all, but consciousness for eternity.
 

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Being stuck in a non coherent anime universe where i am stuck working in a wallgreens for eternity as all the people i hate get into prolonged conversations with me asking about which brand of condoms is best or how sales should apply to candy bars of different sizes. The wallgreens part comes from my friend Cody, I may also add that Satan is the manager in the bathroom, snorting coke and ramming the cashier girl, credit once again goes to Cody.

Oh and throw in roaches and various hellish insects jumping at me now and then, and when i try to spray them the spray comically goes back at me.
 

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Not So Tuesday said:
Worgen said:
tea party dumb asses get a pres in
Wat?

OT: Dell Tech Support
if you dont know what they are... Im not really sure how to describe them, really a bunch of super conservatives that seem to think obama is hitler, or stalin or that he is going to invade iraq and have water boarding in a prison in cuba, maybe called gitmo or something. They are pretty stupid