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Wait, is this Satan taking into record?
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Your Personal Hell
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I love the mix of joke answers and serious answers here.
My version of hell goes back to a nightmare I had long ago when I was like 5 years old or something, and it scared me more than any other dream I can remember.
I pressed a big red button for no reason, and the instant I did, everything went white, and I couldn't move.
So that, staring into white space, feeling disembodied, unable to move, speak, cry out for help, but being fully cognisant of the situation, and realizing that you will be like that for all eternity.
When I think back on that, and all the experiences I've had in my twenty-odd years since I had that dream, imagining having been stuck in that place for all that time gives me the chills, considering thats not even a fraction of eternity.
My version of hell goes back to a nightmare I had long ago when I was like 5 years old or something, and it scared me more than any other dream I can remember.
I pressed a big red button for no reason, and the instant I did, everything went white, and I couldn't move.
So that, staring into white space, feeling disembodied, unable to move, speak, cry out for help, but being fully cognisant of the situation, and realizing that you will be like that for all eternity.
When I think back on that, and all the experiences I've had in my twenty-odd years since I had that dream, imagining having been stuck in that place for all that time gives me the chills, considering thats not even a fraction of eternity.
Having a group of pretty women fucking me to death and then, after i die from....uh....fluid deprevation??? It will start all over again and again and again and again.
You think that's not hell? it will make you despise pretty women after the first time and make you wish your dick would fall off after some time!
You think that's not hell? it will make you despise pretty women after the first time and make you wish your dick would fall off after some time!
Finding that I'm the last person on Earth, having all the books I want to read available to me, and just at the moment when I start to read, I step on my reading glasses.
I had all the time in the world...it's not fair! It's not fair...
I had all the time in the world...it's not fair! It's not fair...
I have a new vision of my personal hell... being stuck in a room for eternity with people talking about their personal hell and they get resurrected every time I choke them to death.
Getting cut by razors all over and having cockroaches crawl out of them and seeing bugs move under my skin. I'd be surrounded by the corpses of my loved ones that the bugs coming out of me slowly devour and infest.
i actually had to write a paper on this for school (we were reading the divine comedy), so here's the epic flashback: hell would be at the end of a long highway with perpetual rush hour traffic, and when you and your annoying, chattery guide finally get there, it's a desert. not the gorgeous, Arizona-in-spring kind of desert either-a huge pile of sand that goes on eternally in all directions. and every time you turn over a rock, hayden christensen is there. scary stuff...
Could you bash his skull in with the rock? Because I can think of worse ways to spend eternity (such as not being able to bash his skull in with the rock).Divine Miss Bee said: