Your Personal Hell

[AMX58]

being surrounded by people ifected by some kind of virsus or someone that keeps talking shit about my friends and i have hands handcuffed so i can't hit the bastard ugh

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Christian heaven? Seriously, Christians generally seem to annoy the hell out of me with their hypocritical, know-it-all, "we're better than you" attitudes around here...

 

[Slayer_2]

Being tied to a chair and forced to watch twilight. After each viewing, if I can't recite the whole movie perfectly from memory, rabid fan-girls tear me apart with their bare hands and over-sized fake nails. If I survive, they do it again. If I get it right, they move onto the next movie.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Finding that I'm the last person on Earth, having all the books I want to read available to me, and just at the moment when I start to read, I step on my reading glasses.

I had all the time in the world...it's not fair! It's not fair...

You wouldn't happen to be a Twilight Zone fan by any chance, and yes I want my cookie.

OT:Not getting a cookie ever.

Here, have a dozen!

OM NOM NOM NOM, That vas delicious [http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/0/09/Heavy_sandwichtaunt17.wav]

Even better, have a jetpack! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqDo0Y0GYJI]

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

and every time you turn over a rock, hayden christensen is there.

Could you bash his skull in with the rock? Because I can think of worse ways to spend eternity (such as not being able to bash his skull in with the rock).

nope. i tried that, and all he did was roll his eyes and start talking about his incredible acting career! and he follows you if you try to run away, too.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

Vultures constantly eating my liver, and i cant move my hands or feet.
I wouldn't get used to the pain, and every time the vultures finished, it started all over again.
Cookie for knowledge of this.
Hint: Its from Greek mythology

what is prometheus, alex?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Anything Ayn Rand would like.

 

[StrangerMouse]

I am strapped to a board and have ten rats, ten gerbils and one hundred cockoroaches inserted into my anus. My anus is then roughly sewn up with barbed wire. For all eternity I must feel their movement and my bleeding and utterly horrific pain. Also Justin Beiber is playing in the background. Seriously, every time I hear even a few seconds of one of his songs it feels exactly like what I described above.

 

[skeliton112]

Stuck in an oven with no one else for eternity.

 

[Gardenia]

Being sent to heaven to live with all the really hardcore christians.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Vultures constantly eating my liver, and i cant move my hands or feet.
I wouldn't get used to the pain, and every time the vultures finished, it started all over again.
Cookie for knowledge of this.
Hint: Its from Greek mythology

Prometheus, tied to a rock after stealing fire from Hephaestus' furnace and giving it to humanity.

No, Google wasn't involved, but Horrible Histories was

But my personal hell:
Strapped to a chair, watching the entire Twilight series on loop, with Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber songs being played at full volume through my iPod earphones.
Also, no Internet for eternity would be kinda hellish.

 

[Spy Killer]

Me and Jack Thompson. *cringe*

 

[SonicKoala]

It would have to involve me being completely isolated from human contact for the rest of my life - after all, it's the relationships we forge with others which ultimately make life worth living.

 

[Yarggg]

A world full of My Little Pony and Barbie everywhere!

 

[smokeraven]

Episodes of Corner Gas, Hiccups, Dan for Mayor, The Sarah Silvermann program and Jimmy Kimmell Live on TV at all times *shudder*

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Stuck in a blank room with an HD TV with no commercials... and only reality TV...

AHHHHH!!! I'm terrified just thinking about it!

 

[neoman10]

Working full time as an accountant...

/thread, sir

You win! You get everything! You didn't steal fizzy-lifting drinks!

 

[Kajin]

and every time you turn over a rock, hayden christensen is there.

Could you bash his skull in with the rock? Because I can think of worse ways to spend eternity (such as not being able to bash his skull in with the rock).

nope. i tried that, and all he did was roll his eyes and start talking about his incredible acting career! and he follows you if you try to run away, too.

Does he ever go back under the rock? If he doesn't, and you lift a different rock, is there another hayden christenson waiting?

 

[Miumaru]

My hell would be the Christian Heaven (ie, the Bible being 100% accurate, and all that). A whole place full of people who hate me for what I am (including God) going "I told you so". Bleh.

 

[Zorpheus]

Being stuck on tech support where every caller was angry to the point of insanity over some inane thing like the power switch having to be pressed twice to turn on the computer.

Yes, I really have gotten a call with that exact circumstance in tech support.