A Running Joke between me and my friends is the classic "That's what SHE said" line. Immature and cheesy I know, but it never gets old. 
Your personal one-liners!
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Classic!Steve Dark said:A Running Joke between me and my friends is the classic "That's what SHE said" line. Immature and cheesy I know, but it never gets old.
I kept saying that after my boss got me turned on to The Office. My wife hated it, rolled her eyes every time i said it... it's to the point now that SHE says it even before i get to it.. it's great!
i've got some good one-liners... although, as it turns out, i can never remember then at times like these... when some arise, i'll remember them and post them later.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass...wait."
Usually when playing a game online I spout that one out, usually makes the other person just underestimate you as an idiot straight off the bat, so when you actually start using sound tactics and playing really smart, well, they don't expect it. Usually nets a win in the end.
Usually when playing a game online I spout that one out, usually makes the other person just underestimate you as an idiot straight off the bat, so when you actually start using sound tactics and playing really smart, well, they don't expect it. Usually nets a win in the end.
"Bastarding (insert another swear word here; seriously, anything. Tits, fuck, twat, shite etc)"
"Running all the way" (means "Sure I'm on it")
"Running all the way" (means "Sure I'm on it")
It's not of my creation, but when I'm playing someone in CoD 4 and I kill them with an explosive of some sort, I say, "...and boom goes the dynamite!"
For those of you who are unaware of the "boom goes the dynamite," guy, I suggest you watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no
For those of you who are unaware of the "boom goes the dynamite," guy, I suggest you watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no
After throwing a knife at a guys stomach: "STICK AROUND"
or after killing a guy with a spear gun: "I think he got the point"
Schwarzenegger and Connery... the fodder from which one liners are made.
or after killing a guy with a spear gun: "I think he got the point"
Schwarzenegger and Connery... the fodder from which one liners are made.
In my drama class last year a guy was talking about how his dad's car was broken into by "some idiot", wherupon I quickly added, "Guess the car wasn't foolproof!"
Raucaus laughter and high fives ensued.
Raucaus laughter and high fives ensued.
I was working a banquet outside once and we were setting up a tent. I started in with a shovel to make an indent in which to place a tent pole. A guy I worked with came up, and with no humor but pure seriousness, looked me in the eye and said, "You're doing that wrong." Without hesitation, I replied, "Yknow, there's more than one way to dig a hole." To this day, if someone tells me I'm doing something wrong when there's more than one way to perform said action, that reply flies out of the holster.
"If your Intelligence Quotient is as minuscule as your vocabulary, then I would hypothesize that you didn't understand this sentence."
