Your personal quote

[Averant]

One of my personal favorites:

Well, *raises index finger* either I'm wrong...

*raises middle finger* or you're an idiot.

*lowers index finger* And I'm fairly sure I'm not wrong.

 

[DarkRyter]

"So I say it, so shall it be."

 

[Sandernista]

Mom: 'So is that like a storage cage?'
Me: 'Yea, if you want to store people.'

 

[Nuuu]

"Shut up"
I say that to my brother a lot to my brother and his friends when they make terrible jokes, which they do a lot.

 

[Les Awesome]

"Be yourself because those who mind
don't matter and those who matter don't mind"

a cookie to who ever gets it

 

[SilentCom]

Some of these quotes are made of pure awesome.

My quote, which I probably got from somewhere, is: "Alright, let's do this."
I know, it's not very original...

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"Wh*re is such a harsh word, I prefer to be called a Sexual Mercenary." -- Me

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"I won't knock your opinions if you don't knock mine." Seriously I am so sick and tired of close-minded idiots...

 

[stench01]

I dont make sense i break it

 

[StormShaun]

"No Dice"
and
"May as May as"

Dont steal em, ya hear!

 

[zombones]

I am a cat

 

[Mr.Teatime]

"Build a man a fire, and he?ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he?ll be warm for the rest of his life.? -Terry Pratchett.

 

[slightly evil]

'All people are bright souls, covered in several layers of bullshit'

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

"If I'm going down, i'm taking all you bastards down with me!"

 

[pearcinator]

My voice is louder, your argument is invalid.

Thats my personal one

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Some of these quotes are made of pure awesome.

My quote, which I probably got from somewhere, is: "Alright, let's do this."
I know, it's not very original...

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY.....MMMMMMJEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIINS!"

GOD DAMNIT LEEROY!

 

[Sansha]

For me, by me and from me: "You know you have found true perfection not when you find that which is flawless, but that which, despite its flaws, you would not wish to have any other way" - Me.

Yes! I've always lived with that but not been sure how to word it.

But for me:

"Win if you can, lose if you must - always cheat."

 

[enistoja]

Live, let live, and if you can, help those who deserve it.

Alternatively, Everything ends well, or it hasn't ended yet!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

'If chocolate is a sin I don't want to go to heaven.'

Me, aged 4, in Sunday school.

also

'I can lose weight, you however, will always be ugly.'

 

[nothingspringstomind]

Said to the teacher of my psychology class when i was a much younger boy;

"So, Mr. Frued, when you smoke a cigar, it's just a cigar. But when i smoke a cigar it's a big, hairy cock? how does that work?"

My teacher was speechless and the guy sat next to me laughed so hard he fell over.

In fact, he told me he quoted me with that line the other day.

Makes me proud.