Your personal quote

[barbzilla]

My personal quote is a bit dickish so I wanted to preface with I rarely use it.

"Okay you can get off your knees now, I am done with you"

Also when something has gone really wrong I say "Fu**** by an eight dicked walrus"

When I feel like being a prick to someone who is being an arse about grammar/spelling "I find your physical appearance to be ascetically displeasing"

I am really not that big of an ass myself, I rarely use these lines except with my close friends, to whom I find myself being a dick fairly often.

 

[DSK-]

"Much Love <3"

And I suppose another one I made up is "Work hard, play hard and fuck harder" :/

[Added]

Oh I can't forget "When it's due; 'Ave a brew!"

 

[putowtin]

Nobody understands me but me, and I really wish I didn't!

 

[Infernai]

"Well, paint my hair black and call me Dante!"

That's basically just to emphasize surprise or disbelief at something.

 

[Kyber]

Only way to predict the future is to invent it

 

[DannyJBeckett]

"Why the Hell am I in a car?"

- Sonic the Hedgehog

 

[remnant_phoenix]

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."
-Eleanor Roosevelt

 

[ajh93]

glad to see i'm not the only one using quotes from other people...
i actually have a few:
"Between your faith,and my Glock 9MM,I take my Glock." ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Pray to God, but row away from the rocks." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

"You gonna bark all day,little doggie...or are you going to bite?" ~ Mr. Blonde (forget the actors name)

 

[Questalace]

"Divided we fall; united we stand"
"When a human runs away isn't that due to wanting to be chased?"
"Pain is but a warning. Do you choose to heed that warning?"

 

[Kimarous]

"People are not smart. Individuals are smart. 'People' are stupid."

And if you put spaces between each line, it becomes a haiku!

 

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[Jared Domenico]

"Language not only makes violence above the level of clubbing someone to death with a rock possible, language also justifies violence and the processes needed to carry it out."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"listen carefully because i'll only say this once:
you're an annoying bastard. now fuck off."
or
"the perfect man/woman cant exist because humanity is defined by their imperfection, and varying standards.
they'll probably be great in bed though..."

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

One i picked up on my recent holiday... "Oh, True!?"

 

[CrawlingPastaHellion]

Yeah, I got one: "Quotes are useless". That's my quite personal quote.

 

[Vault Girl]

I frequently say this to a friend who abstains from alcohol but never shuts up about preaching to others about her beliefs.

"Your wound up tighter then a turtles arsehole"

 

[Carbonyl]

People are dumb, talk to rocks instead.

 

[Vault Girl]

If we are going with other peoples quotations that have personal meaning, mine would be:

"I must be the author of my own salvation" - Laurie H Huster, whatever i must do to change my life is solely that of my own doing. I held it in high accord when i was doing my A Level exams.

 

[Dango]

I don't really remember that many of my quotes, so I'll just pick one I said recently:

"He's not an idiot, he just has a stylized way of thinking. A stylized way of thinking that appeals to a very niche audience."

 

[Jnat]

"Quoting famous people doesn't make you smart"