Your philosophy on life, the universe, and everything. (in 10 words or less)

[TheCommie12]

There is despair in hope, and hope in despair

 

[sexbutler]

If fate closes a door, kick the fucking door in!

 

[Togs]

"Don't be a dick (unless they deserve it)"

or

"Doubt everything unless presented with empirical evidence"

 

[Typhoonis88]

Everything is infinite.

^^^^ that's about it. Also covers the "start" of the universe if interpreted correctly (hint, there was none).

its so true ^.^

mine would be "I'm here so i'll make the most of it what ever it is"

 

[wgmovies]

every sin matters in the end

 

[wulfy42]

Less

(Can't believe nobody answered that way yet!)

 

[Robert Ewing]

Invent. Develop. Discover. Peace. Expand. Retract. Consume. Recycle. Conquer. Survive.

 

[Tupance]

Sexy result of chain reaction from big bang yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[James Crook]

Don't fuck shit up if you don't want yours fucked up.

 

[Arbi Trax]

"If you think you can't improve your situation, try harder."

Alternatively:

"Keep calm and carry on."

Seriously, I've got no time for garment-rending and bemoaning your own misfortune. Sort yourself out!

 

[Spambot 3000]

I liek carrots. Om nom nom.

 

[BottleOfAwesome]

Do what you want because it isn't living if you don't
11 words but that'll just have to do.
Regarding the universe and everything else.. I don't think it really matters all that much.

 

[wulfy42]

Alternative answers:

Life is evil. Six times Six plus six is 42.

or

Can I get a refund?

or

God has a sense of humor, you'll need one to.

or

It all started with a gigantic fart, then went downhill.

or

The grass is always greener, unless you smoke it all.

or

Time does not exist, but waiting to die really sucks.

or

Memory. Experience. Choice. Coffee. Zombies. Sex. Aliens. Ninja. Video Games.

 

[Rabish Bini]

Easy.

"When shit hits the fan, have a pascall swirl"

 

[Abengoshis]

"Oh no not again."

 

[Jedoro]

I'll stick with the Grey Wardens on this one:

"In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice."

 

[nunqual]

Aut inveniam viam aut faciam

"Will I find the way, or will I do"

That's how I translated that.

Anyway, my philosophy...

Life is great, even if it's meaningless. Philosophy is bullshit.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Life sucks, and then you die

 

[martyrdrebel27]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

 

[King of Wei]

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."
Thank you Assassins Creed for helping me put my thoughts to words.