Your Plan for the Apocalypse
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Go to my basement, grab my AR-15, murder everything living thing that within sightline of my house.
If it's a nuculer war I'm going to build a boat, paddle to North Korea and kill every damn commie I see.
If it's a nuculer war I'm going to build a boat, paddle to North Korea and kill every damn commie I see.
Martian Invasion: Gather group of men, and build city in the tunnels beneath London.
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What about the possible 2012 appocalypse?cocoro67 said:
you know... earth breaks open, floods flood everything, volcanoes appear in alaska.
Nuclear: I would die. There's no way to survive a nuke.
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Zombies: Get a few trusted survivors and armor a super Wal-Mart. Canned food, refrigeration (backup generator for at least 10 years off gas-station gas). Guns, furniture, televisions, clothes, appliances. It would be epic.
Possible problems: Rabies, raiders.
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Zombies: Get a few trusted survivors and armor a super Wal-Mart. Canned food, refrigeration (backup generator for at least 10 years off gas-station gas). Guns, furniture, televisions, clothes, appliances. It would be epic.
Possible problems: Rabies, raiders.
For Zombies I would drive down to my closest Paintball centre and hang out with the many people that i'm sure would be their. Or go to the police station....yes I know I am very inventive.
For teh NUKE I would go to a fallout nerds basement
For teh NUKE I would go to a fallout nerds basement
Enjoy your thirst, because you failed to figure out what the hell you're going to do for water. They don't exactly build Wal-Marts on top of wells.cairocat said:
You people are far too mundane.
I'm going to assume a scenario where I survive the initial round of either apocolypse.
Zombie: OH YES. I will go to a museum, grab a old-school knight's armor, make afew adjustments (Replace helmet with motocycle helmet, replace bits with kevlar/padding for increased mobility, add a carrying belt for ammo and stuff)
Then spray paint the whole thing neon pink, grab a sword (For giggles) and a machine gun (For realz) then go to fucking town in a open-top jeep covered in Ork Warhammer-eqse decorations (also spraypainted neon pink), blasting "Hit me with your best shot" by Pat Benetar over the speakers, lopping off zombie heads and stealing everything of value (Namely, bits of computers, solar panels, batteries and pornography).
I'm going to assume a scenario where I survive the initial round of either apocolypse.
Zombie: OH YES. I will go to a museum, grab a old-school knight's armor, make afew adjustments (Replace helmet with motocycle helmet, replace bits with kevlar/padding for increased mobility, add a carrying belt for ammo and stuff)
Then spray paint the whole thing neon pink, grab a sword (For giggles) and a machine gun (For realz) then go to fucking town in a open-top jeep covered in Ork Warhammer-eqse decorations (also spraypainted neon pink), blasting "Hit me with your best shot" by Pat Benetar over the speakers, lopping off zombie heads and stealing everything of value (Namely, bits of computers, solar panels, batteries and pornography).
Zombie: Live in the UK so drive to nearest farm, loot shotgun, expect to die.
Nuclear: Wear my NBC gear that I own, gasmasks, NBC suits ect and hope that there are no mutants. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNOIqb4gL7Q
There you go, it's me in my suit.
Nuclear: Wear my NBC gear that I own, gasmasks, NBC suits ect and hope that there are no mutants. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNOIqb4gL7Q
There you go, it's me in my suit.
Goddamn. I gotta admit that yeah thats actually a pretty good plan. Not like this guy:cairocat said:lol i live in a rainy-ass place i dont even think about running out of waterTexas America Murphy said:
if worst came to worst I could always condense water from the air with electrically charged freon from the freezers.
Are you sufficiently pwnt yet?
Ancient nights had years of physical and combat training to be able to wear their platemail suits, which are heavier than you can ever imagine. The average machine gun is 12lbs unloaded. I seriously doubt the zombies will kill you because I suspect the exhaustion is going to beat them to the punch.FarleShadow said:
Seems like a reasonable deal, unless you're a dick about it, then its a 6 foot tall neon pink knight pissed off at you. with a machine gun.cairocat said:I would be the one trading you supplies after you run out of foodFarleShadow said:
hah. someone go start the apocolypse, this sounds like a bunch of fun.
Why would anyone be intimidated by a guy in 100 lbs of armor that doesn't actually stop bullets firing a machinegun he can't aim?
Why would anyone take anything seriously when it is preceeded by the words:Texas America Murphy said:
"In the event of a zombie apocolypse..."
I would "borrow" all the gun and ammo i can carry from a local gun store and a couple sporting gear and blunt objects and mele weapons and search for other survivours and try to find an evac.
Also I would turn a truck in murder on wheels.
Also I would turn a truck in murder on wheels.
My plan continued:
When, eventually, we ran out of food we would have to start farming. It would be easy with tools and materials from the gardening section. The sport equipment and hunting section would make getting food a breeze, but eventually we'd have to domesticate animals. We'd try for sheep or livestock from local ranches but they'd probably all be eaten by zombies. I think ultimately we'd have to turn to dog meat.
When, eventually, we ran out of food we would have to start farming. It would be easy with tools and materials from the gardening section. The sport equipment and hunting section would make getting food a breeze, but eventually we'd have to domesticate animals. We'd try for sheep or livestock from local ranches but they'd probably all be eaten by zombies. I think ultimately we'd have to turn to dog meat.