Your plan in a DINOSAUR apocalypse.
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Tame a Pterodactyl and grab a shotgun. I can imagine it now, just a boy and his prehistoric aerial killing machine.
....is it bad that I'd rather face the Velociraptors as opposed to living in a world where the dominant species are similar to Barney?GiantSpiderGoat said:
not much u can do, no civilian firearms are gonna hurt the bigger ones at all. well, i guess the fifty cal is technically also a civilian firearm. prolly try to make it to gander mnt, where i can steal said .50 cal, also grab a .300 ultramag and a remington model 80 express for the little ones. take amo, then try to create an underground shelter that can survive being stepped on. but since that's way too hard, I'm gonna get eaten.
Steal some Chickens and Cows, move to some underground lair somewhere to barracade up and make sure to breed the animals so I can get food and live underground forever.
and don't forget they are also magical, so we are uubr screwedcaptaincabbage said:Cool ideas, ba-dum tish.Fridge said:Ok just a quick thought on this one.captaincabbage said:
I'd probably try to make my way toward somewhere cold, like Iceland or Greenland. The theory is that dinosaurs are cold blooded and really wouldn't survive well there. If I can't get off this Isle then I'd go up to the Scottish highlands with a few people and try to eek out a living there.
Oh and the Zombie thread is my fault I did a search and found one from 2009 and thought I would just throw my contingency plan at it. As I have stated in the thread though, at least I didn't make a new one
One hitch with your theroies is that most scientists speculate that most larger dinosaurs (i.e triceratops/Utahraptor or larger) were most likely warm-blooded, cinsidering that the amount of energy cold blood would have to pump around the body via sunlight is way more than it could handle, thus a more logical genetic trait in larger dinosaurs would have been warm blood.
I'm not sure how many species of dino were arcitally based, but you'd definitely have to look out for creatures like Liopleurodon.
It's about 7.5 metres long and partols the seas. It has 7 centimetre teeth and is carnivourous. It is evil.
I'd do the following in this order.
Look outside, double-take, crap pants, and then hide in bathroom hoping that a T-rex doesn't eat me.
Look outside, double-take, crap pants, and then hide in bathroom hoping that a T-rex doesn't eat me.
Find as much full-metal jacket .30-06 ammo as I can, then sit on the roof of a nearby parking garage. Gotta have bullets that don't mushroom when they hit tough dino skin.
To be fair around 88% of dinosaurs are herbivores and probably 15% of the 22% left are small enough to be dispatched with a good kick but if some velociraptors came nocking at my door steven spielburg style i'd get on my roof bring my fencing suit and hockey stick and jump from roof to roof till I think of something better
Yeah, somehow I thought of this, too. If it's gonna be T-Rex's in advanced fighter planes, why not roving bands of velociraptors gang banging buxom women?JourneyThroughHell said:
What? How is religion going to keep them from eating us? They would die on a vegetarian diet. Instead we'd get, what? Religious solicitor dinosaurs? Crusade dinosaurs? Wouldn't that just be making them worse?Aylaine said:I think I'd call Raptor Jesus. He would teach the dinosaurs about religion, and that would probably save us.
OT: I would go to a sports' equipment store; grab a rifle, lots of ammo and dehydrated food, and then go hide.
Round up a ton of people, and in a cold environment, kill all those who remain (dinosaurs that is).