Your plan in a DINOSAUR apocalypse.

[Macgyvercas]

I think I'd call Raptor Jesus. He would teach the dinosaurs about religion, and that would probably save us.

Or they would take it too far and go on a crusade against the humans.

OT: My plan is to go into an underground bunker...that happens to be the Maginot Line. Heavily fortified bunker FTW!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I don't know. Dinosaurs seem much harder than zombies.

Seriously! The fun part of the zombie apocalypse is knowing you're going to kill at least a hundred of the bastards before they take your ass down!

OT: I would die because they are bigger, faster and, stronger than my weak ass human form. Maybe I'll shoot one or two but really the only thing that will stand a chance are the bears. My only real strategy is to avoid water at all costs, especially the coasts/ oceans. The oceanic dinos are the absolute worst.

 

[soilent]

Breed 20 foot long Black Mambas and release them to kill the Dinosaurs, make sure they can reproduce though, so they dont get wiped out before they're finished tho, yep, nothing can go wrong here.

 

[Something Amyss]

Probably start a zombie apocalypse and the sit on my roof and watch dinosaurs fight zombies
(THATS RIGHT, Zombie Dinosaurs flying f-15's!!)

PopCap's next hit right there.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'd probably try to do what our mammalian ancestors did during the reign of the dinosaurs: keep the fuck out of the way of anything bigger than me. I'd probably try to get my hands on some high powered weaponry, like a sniper rifle of some sort, so that if one of the bigger guys does notice me I'm not totally fucked.

Oh and I'd try to move somewhere cold where you won't find so many big guys walking around. Then carve out a life as a hunter-gather nomad.

 

[xmbts]

Well if it was zombies a strong door would work. But I don't know how that would hold up against a 6 ton land shark. I'm going with a horrible death in this case.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Send in my lot with the nearest raptor pack. From there, I will sell out the human race in exchange for my life within the pack.

 

[Fidelias]

Okay, so first I kill myself.
Bear with me here it's a really good plan!!!
Alright, then, when I become a ghost, I totally possess Albert Einsein.
THEN, as possessed Einstein, I will create the Goddamned Death Star!!!
Then I move up to my Death Star, create millions of robots, possess the robot which I will call Mr. Awesome, and totally RULE THE WORLD!!!!! Oh wait, that's not right...
I'm not going to rule the world, I'm gonna blow it the hell UP!!!

 

[Jonluw]

I think I'd call Raptor Jesus. He would teach the dinosaurs about religion, and that would probably save us.

What? How is religion going to keep them from eating us? They would die on a vegetarian diet. Instead we'd get, what? Religious solicitor dinosaurs? Crusade dinosaurs? Wouldn't that just be making them worse?

OT: I would go to a sports' equipment store; grab a rifle, lots of ammo and dehydrated food, and then go hide.

Well, Religion is like everything else: it can go either way. I'd say that enlightened dinosaurs would probably stop the war, if they seen humans also attuned to that light. For what it's worth, I'm not religious but I have seen religion do wondrous things.

Wait, war? I thought there were just a lot of dinosaurs, and that they looked upon us as prey like any other animal. Since when were we at war against them?

I would come out with my personal opinions on religion and what good or bad it brings, but discussing religion in an unrelated thread never brings any good. Ever. Only mod-wrath (Which I guess can be a good thing, since it cleans out the troublemakers from the forum).

 

[Vivvav]

Fart lasers. From my butt.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Id go to the danish westcoast, and hide in the bunkers overthere. Ofcourse with loads of supplies, diving equipment, and similar stuff.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Well, obviously i'd be stockpiling weapons, and making Tyrannosaurus coats for money.

 

[ShockValue]

I'm quite this is the correct way to handle a dinosaur apocalypse.

Spoiler

Then you proceed to punch them all in the face or something.

 

[fullbleed]

Don't go into the long grass!

(Really hope I haven't been ninja'd)

 

[captaincabbage]

i need one of those guns from gantz

Screw that, get one of those guns from Eraser!

 

[ceeqanguel]

Call in the red necks. They always seem as well, if not better armed than the army. If all else fails, get so drunk on rhubarb and molasse moonshine that you smell way too awful for the dinosaurs to have any interest in eating you.

Makes perfect sense to me. ;-)

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, this is new. Okay, I got one.

The best way to handle this...is to live like Morlocks in the underground places. Dinosaurs aren't like zombies, so this is a tad bit easier to survive. First of all, you're underground so that anything too large automatically has no access to you. This leaves any smaller predators/scavengers, the biggest threat being raptors. However, even assuming raptors have figured out doors, they're a bit fuzzy on locks or even sliding doors. Put a number of them in the way of them and eventually, Raptors decide to go find easier prey.

Couple that with some decent weaponry and you just might live through Dino Apocalypse.

 

[katsumoto03]

I'm thinkin' I'd die.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Climb onto the town hall tower with my hunting rifle....and begin shooting my fellow residents!

Ok ok...I'd sit in the middle of a road with a grenade, and once a dino scoops me up into his mouth, kablam!

 

[Biosophilogical]

T-Rexes fly F-15s? We're totally, completely screwed then.

You forget yourself, good sir! Humanity possesses an advancement which out-powers anything else imaginable: bear cavalry.

OT: I'd have my time mage cast haste on everyone, slow on the dinosaurs, use a law card to make ganging up illegal, and then get my summoner to spam Ifrit. This way, we can outrun the large dinosaurs, and velociraptors can't kill us because they hunt in packs, and then while we remain invulnerable, giant pillars of fire descend from the sky because a devil-man-dog-of-fire said so.

Alternatively, through the wonder of houses and fences, we can house-jump around the suburb before the dinosaurs manage to break through our defences. Eventually, the hebrivores would die out and the carnivores would kill each other in their competition to eat us. And getting supplies would be easy, as by the time we actually need food desperately, we'd have the roads to ourselves and only a handful of carnivores left in the entire suburb.