Your Plan in a Zombie Apocalypse

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Evilproduct

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Where would you go, what would you take, who would you hide with (if anyone) and how would you survive and why? Be serious and explain in detail.
 

Kollega

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Another zombie survival thread? How fresh and original!

As for my plan - well, i would probably know of zombie apocalypse long before it gets to me. Yay for living in a backwater Ruritania!
 

Legion

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I am not a search bar Nazi by any means but...

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This is beyond a joke... That's not even all of them, just the ones specifically referring to the idea of a Zombie Apocalypse in general.
 

Inverse Skies

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Machines Are Us said:
I am not a search bar Nazi by any means but...

[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.152995#3663992[/link]
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This is beyond a joke... That's not even all of them, just the ones specifically referring to the idea of a Zombie Apocalypse in general.
Wow... that's a huge amount of threads...
 

The Riff

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Why can't anyone choose something different. Like a "Nuke war thread". There are at least less of them than the Zombie threads.
 

Iron Criterion

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I'll die because Im not athletic or capable of any type of survival since I play video games all day...
 

Bofus Teefus

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Move to North Dakoda. I don't think anyone lives there now, so you shouldn't have to much trouble avoiding zombies up there.
The Riff said:
Why can't anyone choose something different. Like a "Nuke war thread". There are at least less of them than the Zombie threads.
What's your survival plan for a terrier apocalypse?
 

Amnestic

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Machines Are Us said:
I am not a search bar Nazi by any means but...

[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.152995#3663992[/link]
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This is beyond a joke... That's not even all of them, just the ones specifically referring to the idea of a Zombie Apocalypse in general.
In fact I would deign to say that the ones there are in fact a minority of the threads and that there are many, many more out there. We seem to get at least 10 a week, probably more.
 

brunothepig

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*sigh* very unoriginal I'm afraid... Are you simply scrambling to start a thread? Moving on. Find a survival store or whatever, buy lots of food, go into a bunker or shelter or a basement if nothing else. :p
 

Evilproduct

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Machines Are Us said:
I am not a search bar Nazi by any means but...

[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.152995#3663992[/link]
[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.155844#3817820[/link]
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This is beyond a joke... That's not even all of them, just the ones specifically referring to the idea of a Zombie Apocalypse in general.
brunothepig said:
*sigh* very unoriginal I'm afraid... Are you simply scrambling to start a thread? Moving on. Find a survival store or whatever, buy lots of food, go into a bunker or shelter or a basement if nothing else. :p
I'm sorry i didn't check first and wasted your very valuable time, but you don't have to be assholes about it.

The Riff said:
Why can't anyone choose something different. Like a "Nuke war thread". There are at least less of them than the Zombie threads.
Next objective!
 

Kajt

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I'd steal an plane and head for that small island in the middle of the Atlantic. I can't remember the name of it, but I know where it is.
 

Vrex360

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Machines Are Us said:
I am not a search bar Nazi by any means but...

[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.152995#3663992[/link]
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[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116002#2156280[/link]
[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82502#1127274[/link]

This is beyond a joke... That's not even all of them, just the ones specifically referring to the idea of a Zombie Apocalypse in general.
Wow, that's a lotta threads on the same topic. I feel there is a lot of love for the zombies these days.

On topic: I would probably join a resistance or survival camp, but only if it was lead by Bruce Campbell.... seriously in the events of anything to do with zombie attacks all you really need are the words 'Bruce' and 'Campbell' and then you are set.
 

Poomanchu745

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Machines Are Us said:
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OMG there have been zombie threads done before?!?!!? I thought this was the first!

(I actually just wanted to be the 30th person to link all these links.)
 

GloatingSwine

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My plan is to read all of these "what are your plans for a zombie apocalypse" threads, so that when I unleash the zombie apocalypse, my undead legions will be equipped with countermeasures for any and all plans that you have taken, and with them I shall take over the world!.

aha ahahaha HAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!
 

The Riff

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Bofus Teefus said:
Move to North Dakoda. I don't think anyone lives there now, so you shouldn't have to much trouble avoiding zombies up there.
The Riff said:
Why can't anyone choose something different. Like a "Nuke war thread". There are at least less of them than the Zombie threads.
What's your survival plan for a terrier apocalypse?
2 steps.

1. Enter bunker
2. Lock bunker door
 

Bofus Teefus

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The Riff said:
Bofus Teefus said:
Move to North Dakoda. I don't think anyone lives there now, so you shouldn't have to much trouble avoiding zombies up there.
The Riff said:
Why can't anyone choose something different. Like a "Nuke war thread". There are at least less of them than the Zombie threads.
What's your survival plan for a terrier apocalypse?
2 steps.

1. Enter bunker
2. Lock bunker door
And what,smarty, will you do when with an army of cute, cuddly terriers scratching and whining at your locked door? I'll bet you unlock it, and feel the wrath of a million terriers as they tear your ankles to shreds.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Another Zombie Apocalypse? What Evil Plan shall I use this time?
I'd use my army of zombies to recruit more zombies until all the living are undead.