Your Plan in a Zombie Apocalypse

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Legion

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Evilproduct said:
I'm sorry i didn't check first and wasted your very valuable time, but you don't have to be assholes about it.
Ordinarily I would agree with you, but that is a lot of threads on the same subject. I can understand people having difficulty finding topics on here due to people not always using the key words in their titles, but I found those typing 'Zombie' and 'Zombie Apocalypse' into the search bar, nothing more, nothing less.

I also provided examples, rather than just saying 'use the search bar' outright, so if you consider my reply to be nasty, then I am sorry to say but you will almost certainly get worse from other people.
 

Jammerz

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eh.......... Board up my house, get sum guns call over my friends, have sum fun!
 

Cherry Cola

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Machines Are Us said:
I am not a search bar Nazi by any means but...

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This is beyond a joke... That's not even all of them, just the ones specifically referring to the idea of a Zombie Apocalypse in general.
brunothepig said:
*sigh* very unoriginal I'm afraid... Are you simply scrambling to start a thread? Moving on. Find a survival store or whatever, buy lots of food, go into a bunker or shelter or a basement if nothing else. :p
I'm sorry i didn't check first and wasted your very valuable time, but you don't have to be assholes about it.

The Riff said:
Why can't anyone choose something different. Like a "Nuke war thread". There are at least less of them than the Zombie threads.
Next objective!
Yes, they are assholes. They are assholes because they help with the rules of the Escapist. You brake them and is therefore the misunderstood hero of the day.

What did they even say that made you call them assholes?

OT: I say to this what I say to every zombie apocalypse thread: I'd dress up like a Zombie and visit Bill Murray.
 

Cookiegerard

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Right then...... (Rubs hands together) Well, for the first two weeks, I would hide in the attic with food, water, books and a radio. I would moniter(I think that's how you spell it) the radio waves for new's. If the infection has gone past the two week point. I would slowly go from house to house in my area getting supplies and finding matierals(again I think it is spelled that way) to barricade an area. This area would be a safe zone. I would use a radio transmitter(The spelling... I know)to try and find other people. Outside my "safe zone" would be rubble, wreakage and junk to slow down the zombie's. If they get too close, I would burn them. The wall of the "safe zone" would have a fireproof coating. I would have to fight the zombie's in hand to hand combat because we can not buy gun's where we live.(Oh god, I'm out of breath)


Yes..... I have no life.....
 

The Riff

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Bofus Teefus said:
The Riff said:
Bofus Teefus said:
Move to North Dakoda. I don't think anyone lives there now, so you shouldn't have to much trouble avoiding zombies up there.
The Riff said:
Why can't anyone choose something different. Like a "Nuke war thread". There are at least less of them than the Zombie threads.
What's your survival plan for a terrier apocalypse?
2 steps.

1. Enter bunker
2. Lock bunker door
And what,smarty, will you do when with an army of cute, cuddly terriers scratching and whining at your locked door? I'll bet you unlock it, and feel the wrath of a million terriers as they tear your ankles to shreds.
Nope, i will just sit down and play some MW2, and turn up the volume
 

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Damn, I really want to comment on this but my post would be huge because I've thought about this waaay to much... Bugger it, I will but I'll keep it short(ish).

Fridge's Zombie Contingency Plan:

Step 1 - Leave my flat and get to my gf's as she lives in a second floor flat behind a security door and I'm on the ground floor and its about 2 minutes away if I walk.
Step 2 - Once the security door and stairs are barricaded, I'll try to contact my friends that live in the area and regroup, most of our friends live not far from us so that should be quite simple to accomplish.
Step 3 - Move and tip up the cars in the area to create a series of walls around the 4 lowrise flat blocks that face each other to create a central courtyard some of the wood from garden fences and wire fencing can be used to shore the cars up and create further barriers. Destroy all stairways to the second floor so that only ropes or ladders can be used, raid all the first floor flats for all that can be salvaged. Use climbing ropes that I and a friend have to create rope ladders and attach them to the roof, then use left over rope to create a crude zipline between the blocks.
Step 4 - Create a water filtration system and means of creating electricity (dynamos attached to bikes perhaps).
Step 5 - Now that the ground is secure, use the newly created courtyard for crops to help sustain us (its obviously not going to be enough but every little helps).
Step 6 - Once the area is fully secure, we raid the area around for further supplies (we aren't too far from the local town centre and their are plenty of garden centres within spitting distance).
Step 7 - When we're all kitted up and feel read we'll try and investigate the local army base.
 

Cazza

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First I would get a melee weapon (hockey stick). Then get some sports pads to protect from bites. Team up with people I meet. Get out of the city as fast as possible while staying away from freeways/highways and other ways other people would try. I bet those places would get overrun to qickly and would get me killed.

I would stay as light as possible. If the outbreak is slow zombies/ not to attracted by sense or whatever. I will barricade a house to sleep and barrice each room. I would only move a few streets at a time. Travel only by day. food & water would be taken from house I barricade. Hopefully it's not airborne and this would work.
 

EightGaugeHippo

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My plan is to stand where I am and shit my pants.

Then remove my pants and throw them at you.

Seriously people stop makeing these threads theres like 500 of them
 

likalaruku

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PLAN A: Me & a large group of people would have to make a few stops. All participants are encouraged to bring blankets, pillows, battery-powered boomboxes, headphones, & CDs from home, as well as their pets.

1)Go to the grocery store, steal batteries, flashlights, paper, notebooks, writing utencils, plastic cups, toilet paper, precooked canned foods, bottled water, can openers, & dry foods that can go stale but not perish.

2)Stock up on weapons; this also means looting a sports equipment store.

3)Stock up on boards, nails, & hammers.

4)Shack up at the biggest library in town, because once the city power dies from lack of maintanace, reading will be the only form of entertainment outside of sex, playinmg with pets, writing, drawing, & listening to music with your headphones on.

5)If library has windows, move books down to basement floor. Board up the windows & stack the book cases against the boards & doors. The empty upstairs area will only be entered when someone needs to drop off a plastic cup full of human/animal waste. If zombies manage to break into the library, the empty room & horrid stench should hopefuly confuse the zombies into thinking that the place is empty & any hidden bodies within are dead & rotting.

PLAN B: Me & a much larger group.

1)Everyone goes to a Home Depo & weapons store & meets at the mall, which alread has pillows, blankets, & a grocery store.

2)All entrances are boarded up & very heavy things are placed in front of them.

3)We create an anarchic government; a democracy with no leaders & absolutely everything is voted on. All weapons will be stashed & guarded until an emergency, but used by a few people on patroll duty.
 

Fridge

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EightGaugeHippo said:
My plan is to stand where I am and shit my pants.

Then remove my pants and throw them at you.

Seriously people stop makeing these threads theres like 500 of them
Sorry, my fault. I resurrected this one when I did a forum search (which is why some of the early responses are circa November 2009. At least I didn't make a new one :p