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Chrono180

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I have never dated. I think part of the reason is that I am unable to feel the type of love referred to as "passion." I can feel other types of love just fine, but I have never felt true desire for a person. It's kind of sad really.
 

quiet_samurai

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I haven't had to ask someone out in years. I usually get asked or it just kind of falls into place on it's own. The last time I actually asked someone was back in college and that was years ago.

Anyways.... a story huh?

I was about two years ago exactly, and the city I lived in got a ferocious amount of snow. I work the late shift, so I got off work at about 11pm and it took me nearly an hour to get home because of conditions and I don't have a 4 wheel drive. I pulled into my parking space at my apartment just barely managing to not get stuck even once the whole trip home. As I'm walking to my steps I see an really nice black Audi spinning out in the parking lot... stuck as shit. I barely glanced at it and thought to myself "Well it sucks to be them"... I was tired and it was near midnight and I was hungry. I just shrugged it off and waled up to my apartment.

About ten minutes later I realized I forgot phone in my car, and went back downstairs to retrieve it. I see the Audi is still stuck.... but oh, hello. There is this hot ass girl on her knees next to one of the tires trying to expose the concrete so she could get traction and move the damn thing. I walk over and offer my help, because I'm a gantleman like that.

We spent about a half an hour getting her Audi unstuck and into the proper parking space. We chit chatted for a little while and found out which apartment the other lived in and said godnight(She just moved in less the a month before). For about two weeks I saw her all over the complex and out in the parking lot, we would flirt and talk with one another constantly.

Then one night I was driving home from the bar and I happend to notice I was following a black Audi, which just so happend to be gong the same place I was. It was her, she was actually coming from the same bar I was and neither of us realized we were at the same place at the same time. When we both parked she invited me in for a nightcap.... which ended up lasting until morning. We started dating and it lasted for about 6 months until her job needed her to move away. We still talk, and it's one of the few relationships that ended on a good note and not an angry one... I would still to this day resume that relationship if the chance arose.

I just like telling taht story because it reminds me of something from a movie.... that's what she and everyone would say about it too. It's kinda magical.
 

stok3r

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Eh I've had no relationships that have worked out. Tho there has only been one serious one. Well, I thought it was serious at the time, but looking back it was a huge waste of time and energy.

[sup]*****[/sup]
 

Soulgaunt

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Furburt said:
Well, I won't say much, suffice to say, I've been in two relationships, and I've ruined them both. I'm just waaaaay too cynical for that sort of deal. Plus, I have this knack for constantly insulting people without really realising it, which really wore them down. I ended up breaking up with each of them myself, just because I felt sorry for them, having to be with me all the time, making them sad.

Ah well, such is life.
.....I wanna hug you!
OT: In a relationship, like to talk, having fun, all of that. Oh, and the bit about finding out our friend had beastiality on his Google history (It was on accident.) kinda started our relationship.
 

Karlaxx

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I won't bore you with the details of how it got to this point, but I would relish the chance to say to a certain person of the female persuasion "Grow up, I don't need your shit today." and "Well, fuck you too, princess!"
 

Neonbob

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I've somehow managed to keep my girl for nearly 3 years now.
She actually had to ask me to prom to get me to realize she liked me, though. Yes. I am that socially retarded.
Honestly, she deserves a medal for being able to put up with me and my odd bullshit for so long.
I'm a lucky man.
 

CowboyfromHell666

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The only relationship I had that worked out was with a chick for a month, and she dumped me. I found out she was already wanting to dump me, didn't wanna go to homecoming with me, and was with another guy for almost half that month we dated. I did NO wrong to her, ever.

Then there was a girl that dumped me after only a freaking week.

Yeah I suck when it comes to relationships... but I'm positive
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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I only had one relationship when I was five... I met this sweet, cute girl, we said we were together, then two weeks later she moved to Tennessee. I'm still not sure if were together or not. And sometimes I wonder where she is or what she's doing. Other than that, nothing... Just like Furburt I insult people without realizing it. I have had my eyes on girl for a bit now, but I think I will always be the watcher.

To quote Einstein, "Life is too important to be taken seriously."
 

Arenari

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Well, I thought it was serious at the time, but looking back it was a huge waste of time and energy.

Both of the relationships I have been were exactly like this. Haven't found anyone since.
 

Aur0ra145

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Sleekgiant said:
Aur0ra145 said:
I have to give you a high five because what you said was just so true, especially people's attitudes. I feel thats why relationships don't work for me is because everyone wants to be a damn drama queen. Also I believe you are quite correct about sex in a relationship. Personally I could care less about sex anymore as long as I found someone I could every really connect with on an emotional level.
Thank you, it took me many years of learing to come to this conclusion, but I'm gald that someone recognizes it for what it's worth.

AboveUp said:
Aur0ra145 said:
*claps*

This is, hands down, the best post in a relationship thread here on the Escapist that I've come across. Well done.

I think I may have actually learned something here.
Thank you good sir, I've had alot of shit in my day, and I can only hope that ya'll don't have to go through the same thing