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WAIT! I forgot the ultimate weapons.



 

Ursus Buckler

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ShaggyEdiddy214 said:
Electric power gloves with spikes and fire and ice cream and bacon and tits.

Pure 100% bonified AWESOME!
I like you, Sir.

I'd pick a bokken (wooden samurai sword) as I have a lot of practice with one. I could also incipacitate enemies without outright killing them, which would mean no-one would really have an excuse to swear revenge on me or get me hauled off to jail, unlike if I had a true katana. There's also less chance of me accidentally decapitating myself. :p

Failing that, a pair of bladed sai/ tonfa. :)

Or ideally all three. XD
 

hittite

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Crampons.

The closest I can get to attaching pure pain to the soles of my feet.

Or rocket boots.
 

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If we're talking real life weapons,then a cavalry sabre.There's really not much to say about this one here.It's elegan and efficient.

If we're allowing fantasy,then a nemesis force halberd from the Grey Knight armory in WH40K.
Nothing says "fuck you" quite like a huge weapon allowing the user to channel psychic energy through it and also housing a bolter,just because a tech priest was bored the day the weapon was forged,and someone dared him to make it even more ridiculously overpowered.
 

darthotaku

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a unicycle. I have beaten people with it before, and it moves silently for a stealth kill.

plus, not many people have the balls to take one off a ramp.
 

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My depleted-uranium tipped +7 rocket-drill-lance of Soviet slaying.
 

Ninonybox_v1legacy

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I have recently found out that I would be very proficient with a cutting bored....put your fingers through the holder, smack them twice on the head, push it into there gut causing them to bend over and wind back and uppercut them on the jaw with it.
 

teh_Canape

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an electric powerglove

kind of like a taser glove like the Stasis thing from Dead Space

but that deals high voltage shocks

and is a PowerGlove
 

AmrasCalmacil

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Well I already own some katanas, but quite frankly I hate the swords for practical value, they just look nice over my functionless fireplace.

If I was going to be all badass action hero though?
Probably a KA-BAR or a Bowie Knife.

 

CrazyGirl17

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I would like a pair of double-ended scythes.... but that might be a bit excessive, so I'll just go with either a chain sword or a pair of tonfas.
 

Biodeamon

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Energy Sword from Halo Reach. It's my favourite weapon beside sniper rifle and DMR.

No wait, poisonous bandages wrapped around my fist, i'd call it the "poison fist"
 

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The Daemon Sword of my RP character, Silas Grey, he can cover it in a chemical compound that enchants it to hurt incorporeal things and he wreathes it in green, purgation, flames...