Even fewer still have them after doing so.darthotaku said:a unicycle. I have beaten people with it before, and it moves silently for a stealth kill.
plus, not many people have the balls to take one off a ramp.
I'd pair that with a top hat that turns into a minigun (I don't know how it would do that, but it would.) Ooh, and exploding teacups! Totally stupid, but really easy to make up one-liners for.mojodamm said:Silver monocle with retractable razor-edge.