Your signature melee weapon
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Oh, actually, I just kinda needed an excuse to use that "Dagger Dagger" picture. However, you're right: some of the coolest weapons are the ones that aren't meant to be used as so. For example, Chainsaws, believe it or not, were only used for cutting wood when someone said "Wait... this would be a badass anti zombie weapon!", and it was made so.blind_dead_mcjones said:i wasn't trying to be derogatory, if anything using a garden trowel as a weapon is even more badass than using something that is designed from the get go to be a weaponDfskelleton said:Lol, I know. It doesn't sound as badass when you put it that way though...blind_dead_mcjones said:a sledgehammer, straight razor, and a brick in a sock
funfact: kunai is little more than an glorified garden trowelDfskelleton said:Twin flaming kunai on barbed wire.
For those who don't know what a kunai is, it looks like this:
Fine, new option: The dagger dagger!
WAIT... DE-THATCHING RAKES... THEY'RE PERFECT...
Either my fists and feet and elbows and knees, because a body is a fine weapon, or a staff, because blunt trauma is fun.
Um, probably the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube, I would always pick that thing up and beat down turrets with it, and considering it was bullet-proof, that worked fairly well. ^-^
Yea but wait until you bump into something while having your light saber holstered... SVHVHH.... and you will be left half a man.MellowFellow said:
THEY'RE SHOES!?!?hittite said:Crampons.
The closest I can get to attaching pure pain to the soles of my feet.
Or rocket boots.
My signature melee weapon would be either be a lazer coated Katana that can slow down time when I want it too, and gets stronger and more powerful the most enemies it kills. Or a giant destruction robot that I can sit inside and move around, that has rocket and Gatling gun attachments that can shoot bullets, lazers, shrapnel or bees. The lazers are default because they are accumulated over time. It also comes with a giant battle ax that can shake the foundations of buildings when I slam it on the ground.
A Terry's Chocolate Orange.
I'd shout "don't tap it, WHACK IT!" before using the chocolate orange to hammer someone off their feet.
And then I'd unwrap and eat it.
I'd shout "don't tap it, WHACK IT!" before using the chocolate orange to hammer someone off their feet.
And then I'd unwrap and eat it.
My signature melee weapon would have to be one of my enemies.
A bunch of miscreants in your way? Grab one of them and use him/her to beat the others into a pulp. It's economical and so long as you have enemies, you've got a supply of weapons.
A bunch of miscreants in your way? Grab one of them and use him/her to beat the others into a pulp. It's economical and so long as you have enemies, you've got a supply of weapons.
Hm. Chainsword would be my first choice even if I'm not a huge fan of W40k, it's still a badass melee weapon. Second choice would probably be a sledgehammer, preferably of the ban variety.
I would probably use a katana and be a master of Iaijutsu (the art of drawing the Japanese sword) but most of the time I would use my sword all wild kinda like Mugen from Samurai Champloo but when things get tough I'll switch to the more refined classical style of Iaijutsu to destroy my opponents with lighting fast strikes and counters. The name of my katana would be Onigumo
Either a wooden katana (symbolizing my nature of not wanting to bring harm to anyone) if I'm up against humans.
Or, if I'm in a fantasy setting against monsters, I want my Partizan (long staff with a bladeon the end). It's got good reach, it's sharp, and I can keep enemies at a nice safe distance!
Or, if I'm in a fantasy setting against monsters, I want my Partizan (long staff with a bladeon the end). It's got good reach, it's sharp, and I can keep enemies at a nice safe distance!