Your Special Forces?

[Fniff]

Imagine that you are in command of a special forces group. What weapons would they use,what would they be doing,what would they be called and what would they be dressed as?

Beta Force

Armed with M16 with laser sight and a extra large clip,plus a M1911 pistol for close combat,plus with a sight added.

They would be dressed in a smart suit and fedora,but have a bulletproof vest under it,plus a gas mask,not only for gas protection but also psychological warfare.

They would be tasked with doing the most immoral things that no-one would ever do,and for this reason,they would be raised by the military and thought that if it benefits us,you can do it.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

If I had a special forces group, they'd probably look like this:

Their weapons?

Happiness.

 

[Fniff]

If I had a special forces group, they'd probably look like this:

Their weapons?

Happiness.

Their job?

Kill everything. Leave no survivors.

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

If I had a special forces group, they'd probably look like this:

Their weapons?

Happiness.

Dammit, I had the same idea.
Now I need to think about sth new.
Carebears?

 

[RavingPenguin]

Ninja penguins. You'd never see them coming.

 

[Jedamethis]

Smoke
Mist
Poisonous invisible gas!

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

Team God,
All armed with bazookas and shotguns
dressed like pirate ninjas.
Mission; be totally badass

 

[Armored Prayer]

Mines would be Delta Squad from Republic Commando.

 

[BlackJack47]

My team would consist of

Sharky: Half-man, Half-shark: Marine Combat

The Tank: Think of the Blob but with a full suit of armour : hill combat (just roll him down)

Clinton: Bill Clinton : Sexual Liaison

Count Chocula: why else?

 

[Jedoro]

I would use nine Jewish American soldiers, led by a lieutenant from Tennessee, who perform the black-ops missions and are free to go about this however they please.

I shouldn't have to tell you all their name.

 

[El Poncho]

I'd hire out operation Mindfuck.

Cookie for the TV show

Mock the Week

Eh my Team name: HiBi (because when you see them it will be the last time you see them...or anyone else)

Weapons? Eh I will let who ever is good with weapns decide

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Sonic Weirdos.
The ultimate team me and my friends created when in year 7... how old was I back then...

 

[Skeleon]

The Many. Glory to the flesh. 'Nuff said.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

My team would consist of

Sharky: Half-man, Half-shark: Marine Combat

The Tank: Think of the Blob but with a full suit of armour : hill combat (just roll him down)

Clinton: Bill Clinton : Sexual Liaison

Count Chocula: why else?

I have to be honest - I'm not sure what the count is there for. Bankrolling the operation? Also, it seems like this eclectic array would have a fairly limited mission set.

Personally, I'm fairly certain the way the US does it works fine.

US Army Rangers - Elite light infantry. When a target absolutely must be taken with no regard to the body count, then send the rangers. If you want to get intelligence from behind enemy lines, LRS-D units will be there to provide eyes and ears.

US Army Special Forces - Paramilitary organization and operation. Designed to recruit, train and lead up to 500 indigenous personel in a guerilla conflict.

US Army Airborne - When critical terrain needs to be seized early and held, there is no better force int he world than Airborne/Air Assault. Air Assault units represent the absolutely last word in unit mobility.

US Navy SEALS - Experts at all searborn operations, from sabatoging shipping, boarding operations, high value target extraction/termination - if there is a water entry route the SEALs probably have a plan.

USMC Recon - The most mobile and most indedpent of the services needs it's own organization to tell them what's over the next ridge. Not only are these troops excellent snoopers, they also maintain a capacity to call down the full fury of the MEU they are assigned to, giving them more firepower than most people can imagine.

USAF Para Rescue - let's face it - if you're in the business of dropping bombs, from time to time your manned ordinance delivery vehicles are going to get shot down. If you're a pilot behind the lines, you can take at least some solace that this dedicated group will do evrything within their power to get you back out again.


You more or less cover every non-usual combat scenario somewhere therein.

 

[teisjm]

If I had a special forces group, they'd probably look like this:

Their weapons?

Happiness.

Their job?

Kill everything. Leave no survivors.

it would be more evil to gouge out their eyes and pee in the sockets with aids, so they would die slowly of aids... oh wait... that some OTHER woodland critters

 

[Kollega]

Name: SDS (Special Delivery Service,to confuse enemies).

Insignia: a Lombax with BFG in his hands.

Weapons: standard military hardware,plus some unexpected things - laughing gas,sound emitters for luring enemies,etcetera.

Uniform: ripped off from Killzone 2 - what can be more scary than Nazi in a longcoat and gasmask with glowing eyes jumping out at you? Maybe few minor tweaks here and there - toggleable lights applied to gasmasks so they look like skulls in the darkness,something scary drawn on the chest so they can spread out their longcoats like big scary flashers in the night.

In short,this brigade will personify High Octane Nightmare Fuel with a bucket of paranoia thrown in for good measure. Untill they make public appearance,and their masks suddenly become empathic rather than scary.

Mission: hunting down criminals and terrorists. And Jack Thompson. Simple.

 

[CrysisMcGee]

Mine would be called Zebra Force. Because when Zebra force is called in, that means that the first 25 squads have tried and failed. We're the last anybody calls. At the bottom of the list.

 

[Gabanuka]

The Unholy Army of Bob.

Name: Bob
Weapon: Glass bottle
Skills: Can take 18 pints an hour

Name: Bob
Weapon: Terrible cooking
Skills: See above

Name: Bobeta
Weapon: Cardboard
Skills: Can do the robot

 

[spiggy]

Captain Miller's Macropterous Mechanized Marine Corps.

A group of highly trained, well endowed women who ride around in giant, steam-powered, large-winged robots. (Macropterous=having large wings. The robots can fly, but the wings are collapsible) Their weapons: built in chainguns, chainsaw-swords, cannon-sized revolvers (around 90 mm, HE rounds). The robots can be equipped differently, ie, with bombs, missiles, extra guns or auxiliary fuel tanks. Notably, the team sniper uses a 135 mm rifle/cannon.

They launch out of the airborne battleship the Virgil, which itself is heavily armed. (it's called the Virgil because it is supposedly capable of braving the depths of The Inferno, read some Dante, dammit). And they are led by the legendary Captain Miller, a 5'4" blonde woman who, if Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and 2 or 3 T-1000s from Terminator 2 were to fight her at once, she might just start to break a sweat.


I have too much time on my hands.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Ninja penguins. You'd never see them coming.

My god thats what I was about to say

I'll go with space ninja pirates.