Your Special Forces?

[happysock]

I would have an army of modern silent assassains, all would be wearing the sam fisher armour which is the Objective Force Warrior, so you wouldn't hear them coming, all armed with a silent M9 pistol a silenced MP5 with an extended magazine and a combat knife, the team would also include a demo man and a medic, they would be tasked with doing high priority missions on the low low so no one would no who they are where they were or what they would be doing even after it had happened. Call them what you want but it better be damn badass

 

[Chipperz]

I'd go for a team of SAS soldiers with a single Ninja. We'd basically be G.I. Joe, but from England.

And cool.

 

[Kollega]

Captain Miller's Macropterous Mechanized Marine Corps.

A group of highly trained, well endowed women who ride around in giant, steam-powered, large-winged robots. (Macropterous=having large wings. The robots can fly, but the wings are collapsible) Their weapons: built in chainguns, chainsaw-swords, cannon-sized revolvers (around 90 mm, HE rounds). The robots can be equipped differently, ie, with bombs, missiles, extra guns or auxiliary fuel tanks. Notably, the team sniper uses a 135 mm rifle/cannon.

They launch out of the airborne battleship the Virgil, which itself is heavily armed. (it's called the Virgil because it is supposedly capable of braving the depths of The Inferno, read some Dante, dammit). And they are led by the legendary Captain Miller, a 5'4" blonde woman who, if Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and 2 or 3 T-1000s from Terminator 2 were to fight her at once, she might just start to break a sweat.


I have too much time on my hands.

Wow. That's SOOOOO much better and cooler than my cheap Helghast knockoffs.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

The Tactical Facepalm Unit.

Armed with the dreaded "palms doom", these highly trained special forces unit will be slapping faces and taking names in your neighborhood pretty soon.

 

[Spudgun Man]

Flamey Death Squad

Armed with High powered cutting torches and flamethrowers.

Their objective, make Trogdor proud.

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

The Many. Glory to the flesh. 'Nuff said.

Puny hacker, wanna get slapped by my roboninjas?

 

[Fbuh]

Ninja penguins. You'd never see them coming.

Ninja porn stars. You'd never see them cumming.

 

[J474]

The Judean People's Front...Crack Suicide Squad.

Suicide Squad, attack!!!

 

[Skeleon]

Puny hacker, wanna get slapped by my roboninjas?

Bah, you and your Machine Mother don't understand the pleasures and the harmony of the flesh. We pity you.

 

[Baldry]

If I had a special forces group, they'd probably look like this:

Their weapons?

Happiness.

Their job?

Kill everything. Leave no survivors.

it would be more evil to gouge out their eyes and pee in the sockets with aids, so they would die slowly of aids... oh wait... that some OTHER woodland critters

Yeah thats the "Christmas" woodland critters....damn....those are some.....some serious S***

Anyway lets go for the Sith, muhhahaahaahhahahahhahaaaa

 

[Aunel]

Sandmen,
black clothed assassins with silenced SA80 assault rifles, and katanas.
and of course a awesome drop ship that doesn't make a sound, and can go down vertical.
and it has huge speakers that play Metallica.

 

[Gawspel]

Lawyers, armed with briefcases.

 

[sneakypenguin]

Ninja penguins. You'd never see them coming.

Almost like a sneakypenguin...

 

[ironmace2.0]

Ninja S.A.S squad armed with P90's with red dot sights and Deagles as side arms and every single ninja wepon known to man. They would be my private kill squad. That would be awesome.

 

[PhantomCritic]

It would be a one man group that goes by no name. And the leader? Well...

Spoiler

Alternatively I would have said rampant ninja penguins with aids.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd have a two man group of..

Spoiler: This guy

[http://photobucket.com/images/bender]

and..

Spoiler: This guy

[http://photobucket.com/images/futurama%20roberto]

 

[Valkyira]

I'd hire out operation Mindfuck.

Cookie for the TV show

Mock the Week
EDIT: Damn, no cookiez for me

 

[Greyfall]

Blades of Asphodel. Grey cloaks, with a vertical gold stripe weilding FLAMING, STARVING BEARS DUCT-TAPED TO LONG POLES.

 

[Ekonk]

Just some team wearing which has psychokinetic powers. Being able to stop a bullet in it's tracks always comes in handy. Also, shattering entire windows using only your mind rocks.

NOW IMAGINE TACTICAL SHATTERING ENTIRE WINDOWS.

We'd be dressed in business suits, fedora's and gasmasks.

 

[The Hairminator]

The squad of super mutant ninja alien space zombies that are on fire, ofcourse.
No one could defeat me.