Your superhero name!

[Jakub324]

"I'm the Grey Calculator, *****! I'd be a rubbish superhero, unless I used my power to be a supercomputer.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I am the White Coaster! Fear my ability to keep rings from appeasing on your coffee table!

 

[Mandalore_15]

Blue Flesh-light?

I would have some good costume designs with that.

Are you serious?

Are you saying you use just your hands. That is sooo 20th century.

Don't you find spaffing into a rubber fanny then washing it out just a little unsavoury?

And as for using my hands, yep, on the rare occasion that I actually masturbate. I have a pretty good sex life so there's not much need for it.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

The Pale Pillow!

 

[Michael Logan]

The Beige Bill!

Got a nice ring to it.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

I am the Red Cup. Fear not, drinks, you will have a container!

Ironically the cup is the same color as my shirt.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

The Red Remote. Yeah, fairly lacklustre. I don't think anyone is going to be scared of me.

The Orange Naked Snake (yes i do have a Naked Snake figurine)

Surely snakes are always naked. Unless you're referring to Solid Snake.

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

Beware, "Nothing Tablet", the greatest hero of them all!

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

And now that I'm wearing a top, I am the Black Door! Those who step in, NEVER COME OUT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[thejackyl]

The Black... (any of the following)

Knee (it's mine, I tend to rest my foot on a container under my desk, so my knee is at the same level as my wrist right now)
Mouse
Nail Clipper
Pen/Pencil
Frappe

 

[funguy2121]

Go ahead and try! Needless to say, share your newfound superhero name with all of us.

I am the powerful Black Dog...

These are lame. Porn name = your middle name/name of your childhood pet + the name of the street you grew up on is more interesting. The thing you're wearing plus the "thing" to your right isn't very creative. I'm not wearing a top (but I don't have tits, so don't get excited), anyway.

Captcha, my keyboard doesn't do Hindi.

 

[lettucethesallad]

Turquoise Thread. Uh... yeah. Somehow I doubt I'd be the coolest super hero on the block.

 

[JWRosser]

Blue Mouse

Ehh....great....

But what happens if....*takes top off and moves mouse*

I'm now the Black Mint. That's kind of cool.

 

[Smerf]

the green fish.
awsome

 

[masterbazza]

black fridge (not a mini)

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

The Cyan Cabinet! Oddly enough, not that bad a description of me.

 

[Gabriela D.]

Behold The Green Beer! Green Apple! Green Glass!

 

[LunarTick]

Blueeeeee Chocoooooo [inhales] LATE!

"Crimes, beware; I have a sweet tooth for - JUSTICE!"

"It's time to put the 'fun-do' in 'fundue'!... wait, how is that crime-fighting related?"

"So criminals, it seems that this Valentine your only date is with MY CRUNCHY AND TASTY FISTS!"

 

[Lhianon]

the black eldar farseer

sounds good to me i'll zap the henchmen with psionic storms and mind-blast the villian, if all else fails, there is always the hagun'zar (psionic greatsword)

 

[masterbazza]

The White Powerbar

white powder?
like crack?