Your superhero name!

[Distorted Stu]

Blue Balls!

 

[thibaut95]

all hail the blue pudding!!

 

[conflictofinterests]

The Cream Bedpost! Smiting evil with perfect back support!

 

[Mugen Weston]

I AM, BLACK PLASMA.....screen TV...

 

[MordinSolus]

I am the Black Pillow! Fear my powers of soft, fluffy, suffocating death-dealing!

 

[MordinSolus]

Fear the White Pillow!

I am... THE BLACK PILLOW! FEAR MY WRATH, WHITE ONE!

I, too, am the Black Pillow. We should join forces.

I, also, am I Black Pillow. It is three to one, White Pillow. What now?

 

[RandomNumber]

I am the Blue memo! Fear my wrath! ...Actually, I think I'm just going to hang back at the fortress of solitude if that's OK with you guys.

 

[DT736]

All shall fear the Brown Curtain!

...Could be worse.

 

[Ren3004]

Fear the wrath of the White Lamp! Good citizens, a hero has finally come to free you from the shackles of darkness and let you read at night!

If I could choose, though, I'd have a name that would drive fear like a stake into the heart of the wicked. A name criminals would be afraid to utter and honest, hard-working citizens would call to for help. A clucking crusader, a dark avenger of the farm... Chickenman!

 

[AbstractStream]

[The] Red Stapler...No kidding.
Beware! Someone will burn down your office for me!

 

[alandavidson]

The Black Speaker.

That's not too bad I guess.

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Fear the White Pillow!

I am... THE BLACK PILLOW! FEAR MY WRATH, WHITE ONE!

I, too, am the Black Pillow. We should join forces.

Two on one? Looks like i need a sidekick!
White blanket, I need you!

 

[KingofallCosmos]

The Bare Chested Metronome! Fear my maddening ticking!

These are lame. Porn name = your middle name/name of your childhood pet + the name of the street you grew up on is more interesting. The thing you're wearing plus the "thing" to your right isn't very creative. I'm not wearing a top (but I don't have tits, so don't get excited), anyway.

Cap'n Bluebeard J.T. Cremerlaan? Sexy...

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Fear the White Pillow!

I am... THE BLACK PILLOW! FEAR MY WRATH, WHITE ONE!

I, too, am the Black Pillow. We should join forces.

I, also, am I Black Pillow. It is three to one, White Pillow. What now?

Another one?
White funiture, UNITE!

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

White sock. My immortal enemy is the black shoe. Curse him.

 

[Scarblade]

Beware The Black Coffee, I will keep you up all night.

 

[Dufaunce]

Tremble in fear for I am the mighty Black Pepsi Max.

Maximum Taste, No Sugar

 

[Echopunk]

The Grey Mockingbird (Bc Rich Guitar)

 

[game-lover]

I am...

White Comb!!!


Yeah, that still sucks.