Your superhero name!

[Laser Priest]

I am the Dark Grey Album.

Ooh. Scary.

 

[Mauso88]

The Green Wardrobe Door. Extravagant powers of blandness and functionality. Beware my wrath.

 

[Laser Priest]

The Skin Sword... sounds morbid

...

Sounds like an innuendo if you ask me.

God, I have a dirty mind.

 

[NEVRINx54]

The Paper Boy.... enemies with the Human Torch.

 

[Reaper195]

I...am the....NAVY BLUE ROYAL CROWN DRAFT PREMIUM COLA!

 

[dj Facchiano]

the black towel? HELL YES!

 

[The Arctic Nun]

The Black Fleece.

...I...I...sound like some sheep rustler.

 

[SiNCry]

The Grey Wallet.
*GASP*!! Menacing!

Hey, this is fun, I'm going to put on a different shirt and sit somewhere else

 

[Cpu46]

The Black stainless steel water jug! [sub]which is oddly enough also black[/sub] FEAR ME AND MY ABILITY TO KEEP WATER COLD FOR A MODERATE AMOUNT OF TIME.

 

[Lerasai]

I... am the Blue Fruit Crisp!

What's really weird is that they're blueberry fruit crisps.

 

[Krxis Rowe]

I am the Blue Prescription! Fear me, illnesses, for I am designed specifically to combat you!

Strengths: Can fight any one thing incredibly well, I have everything their weak to handy and will most likely win.

Weaknesses: Fighting more than one kind of thing at once. I'm only designed to fight one particular case.

 

[The Night Shade]

The Sucker Puncher

My superpower I sucker punch people

 

[TheGreenLightbulb]

Black Bobblehead.

Dun dun dunnn.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Red Magic (The gathering card that is)

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

I am...... THE ALMIGHTY BLACK COUCH!!! VILLAINY TREMBLES IN FEAR AT THE SIGHT OF MY COMFORTABLE CUSHIONS!!!

 

[Lerasai]

I'm topless at the moment so i am the mighty...MUSE poster?

It's the Naked Muse!

 

[SH4DOWSL4Y3R]

I am the Blue Couch! Fear my pillows of destruction!

Can we........ form a team?

 

[Vykrel]

White Coaster...

 

[Extasii]

The Gray Multi-Tap
The Gray Ethernet Cord
The Gray Grinch Cassette Tape?
The Gray Forrest Gump?

Yeah, that'll work

THE GRAY GUMP! Fear my gumbo!

 

[VanTesla]

The Blue Chair...