It's frustrating how hard it is to find anything decent. All I want is a man and a woman who seem to be enjoying themselves and are into each other, a bit of making out, and a nice balance of power where the flow of the act is determined by both parties. Unfortunately this seems to comprise roughly 2% of all videos out there. I watch exclusively amateur stuff because of this, and if there is a cameraman I don't even bother because that usually means they are going to be showing off too much to get anything that looks remotely real.
This has been bugging me for a while so I'm just going to list all the complaints I can think of:
-What is with the titles? They couldn't be less descriptive if they tried. It's all stuff like "lucky guy gets laid by horny blonde." That tells me next to nothing about the content of the video, and half the time they are just wrong. I once saw a video called something like "brunette girl screwed hard" that was about a quite tender session of lovemaking.
-Tagging is absolutely atrocious. Only the most broad categories are correctly listed. If you want to find anything more specific than straight, Asian, or blowjob you can forget about it.
-Stop frigging zooming in on the genitals! A penis going into a vagina looks pretty much the same every time, I want to actually see how they are reacting to the experience. This is like filming the exposition of a movie by zooming way in on the person's mouth.
-Let's have a nice balance of power for a change. 90% of the time it's the guy calling all the shots and basically using the girl as a cock sleeve, even when the girl is on top the guy is still controlling the whole thing. The other 8% it's a dominatrix slapping around the guy calling him a worm. I just want to see the girl actually move her own hips sometimes, and maybe move things to a position she'd like to be in once in a while. You know, like she's actually a part of the whole affair.
-I'm sick of all the completely hairless women. Women have hair growing all over, that's how it really is. Why is this such a crime that must be eradicated with extreme prejudice?
-Enough with the blowjobs! A minute or so is fine as long as the girl gets some foreplay too, but there is no call for 10-20 minutes of dick sucking before we actually get to any of the action.
-Facials. Pretty much every professional pron video ends in a facial and it is just... not appealing. That can't be fun for the girl, and it's so forced and unnatural to stop so the guy can jerk off onto her face. It's so weird how prevalent it is.
-The fake moaning. Oh come on, he just put it in, it can't feel THAT GOOD already!
And while were on the subject, let's rag on Hentai for a while too:
-Those boobs. How can anybody find those boobs appealing? THEY'RE HALF THE SIZE OF HER WHOLE BODY, WHAT THE HECK? It's impossible to reliably find anything smaller than volleyballs.
-Waaaaaay too much freaky crap mixed in with everything else. Tentacle beasts, bondage, rape, deformed boobs and crap like that. Probably 1 out of 5 pictures I'll see are actually repulsive and the tagging is too terrible to help at all.
-What is the point of a teeny little censor bar that covers roughly 3% of the real estate on display? Oh well, it's not as annoying as the pixilation censoring that makes the whole thing worthless.
Whew, that was actually quite a bit. Am I actually so far in the minority about this stuff?