was thinking, if the Doom series were to put in the games the canon of the bunny rabbit origin, it can't just be a one-joke reference. they have to go all out, and with the driest most self-serious delivery anyone has ever seen. am talking bout about doom slayer finding ways to confront such trauma by like starting his own bunny garden, collecting various types of bunny across space and time, customising their habitats, tending to their bunny needs,, crossbreeding them, training them for the bunny races and those dog show type events except with space bunnies - if this is starting to sound a little like sonic adventure 2's Chao gardens, that's cos it bloody well is god fucking damn it! and hey....heyyy, we're in a post-stardew valley world too so why not throw in some cute co...c....cooo....oohhh...nope I'm not saying the c word, not this time, some gardening? Doom slayer watering space carrot plants to harvest as food for his growing space bunny army in-between brutal gory slaughter levels is precisely the (optional!) jarring swerve the series needs: eternal had his own space castle home anyway so come on we're already halfway there! make the final leap, cowards! real talk if by some miracle this ever materialises in the minds of the Devs, let it be said: spare no expense. I wanna see them bunnies have access to a sprawl of custom-tailored fashion, fur styles and personality traits. the goth bunny cult provides
just heard yahtzee review of recent game and think he seems to have missed various things, from what I've seen at least:
- - 1. just cos a game isn't outright throwing silliness at you it does not mean it's taking itself seriousy - this is an issue I see with people interpreting dry comedy films also, there's a lot examples where fun is clearly being had but cos it's not loudly winking, people assume it's sincere. I expected better from a fellow brit tbh, but on the other hand he has lived in America for god knows how many years now: that's a lot of lead, mercury and radiation poison potentially unaccounted for!
- - 2. He said there's no "fist bopping" of the collectables no more so evidently fun has been removed and comedy is now illegal guis - did he miss the beasty collectible where sir slayer literally zoomie zooms it around like a toy fucking plane when picking it up?! come on, don't let the calcification of the brain take over this badly lol